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8 Willy Wonka Treats We’re Eagerly Anticipating in Real Life
Remember that unforgettable moment when the doors swung open, revealing the enchanting Chocolate Room in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Did you ever dream of licking enormous chocolate toadstools as a child? While today we can enjoy Wonka Bars, Scrumdidilyumptious Bars, and Everlasting Gobstoppers (which, let’s be honest, aren’t really everlasting), there are still many delightful treats from the movie that have yet to hit the shelves. We’re still waiting, Wonka! Like Veruca Salt, we want it now!
Though Johnny Depp gave us a quirky rendition of Wonka, let’s take a moment to appreciate Gene Wilder’s classic performance and those catchy tunes we all know (even the ones like “Cheer Up Charlie” that I sometimes fast-forwarded). I want my kids to sing “The Candy Man” with the same enthusiasm, so we stick to watching the original film.
Nestlé could totally win us over by opening a Wonka factory next to Harry Potter’s Wizarding World since they own the brand. Seriously, why hasn’t this happened yet? I’m ready for that chocolate river! After all, we saw how Grandpa Joe bounced back from his 20-year bed rest after tasting that magical chocolate. Chocolate truly seems to be the answer to everything!
Here’s our wish list of magical candies from the movie:
- Edible Tulip Teacups
Imagine a world where you could eat your dishes! This eco-friendly idea would save on dishwashing and make mealtime more fun. Bring on the edible dinnerware! - Exploding Candy for Your Enemies
Before glitter bombs became a thing, Mike tried out some revenge candy that literally blew him away in the Inventing Room. Talk about a sweet payback! - Rainbow Drops
These colorful treats let you spit in seven vibrant colors. My boys would love a rainbow spitball fight. Come on, Wonka, make it happen! - Three-Course-Dinner Gum
Violet’s infamous transformation into a blueberry after chewing this gum was unforgettable. While we have some tasty dessert-flavored gums today, I can only imagine how a fried chicken flavor would be a hit at home. - Lickable Wallpaper
A two-in-one solution for decoration and snack time? Yes, please! Just imagine telling your kids to lick the walls before school. Although, I can see how that might lead to some germy situations! - Fizzy Lifting Drink
The drink that sent Charlie and Grandpa Joe floating is a party must-have! Imagine serving this fizzy concoction with a twist—who wouldn’t want to float at celebrations? - Double Bubble Burp-a-Cola
This fun drink fueled the Wonkamobile. While we can get fizzy drinks now, having a cola that’s just as fun to say would be a hit at family gatherings. - Wonka Vision
Why aren’t we able to teleport chocolate through our TVs yet? With Amazon focusing on drones, where’s our chocolate remote?
Since Willy Wonka debuted in 1971, it’s high time we enjoyed these incredible treats in real life. Let’s not be deprived, Wonka! After all, the candy man makes everything he bakes satisfying and delicious.
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In summary, our nostalgic wish list of treats from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory includes edible tableware, colorful candies, and whimsical drinks, all of which we hope will become a reality. The magic of Wonka’s imagination is still alive, and we’re eager for these sweets to materialize!