Parenting is a wild ride, and while I strive to be open and honest with my kids, there are moments when a little fib feels like the way to go. We talk about tough topics like death, use the right names for body parts, and welcome their curious questions. But here are a few little white lies I happily embrace:
My All-Seeing Eyes
I’m not actually omniscient, but my kids sure think I am! Just the other day, I wasn’t home for breakfast, yet somehow, I figured out that my daughter had turned a yogurt cup into a hat. When I asked her about it later, she hesitated before confessing. “I see everything, kiddos. Seriously, don’t even think about putting the cat in the refrigerator!”
The Missing Items
When my kids ask me where their stuff is, I often say, “I don’t know.” But let’s be real—I know exactly where everything is! I can track down that Lego arm that went missing three weeks ago, yet I might forget what “wagon” means. So when they can’t find the birthday guitar, I’ll casually say, “I have no idea.” (Spoiler: it’s hidden in the basement.)
The Bedtime Shuffle
We kick off our bedtime routine at 7 p.m., unless I decide we need to start earlier or later based on a highly complex equation of how tired they are, how many meltdowns have happened, and how much I need a breather. In my world, bedtime is flexible!
The Dangers of Smoking
Sure, smoking is harmful, but I may have exaggerated the consequences. After we met a man with a laryngectomy, I seized the chance to scare them a little. “See how he sounds? Smoking did that!” Now they believe that smoking will turn you into a funky-colored ghost who smells awful and, ultimately, dies. I’ve toned it down a bit since my son started questioning strangers about their smoking habits—yikes!
Running Low on Snacks
“Sorry, we’re out!” is a frequent line I use, particularly with maple syrup. It’s much easier to say that than to deal with a sugar-fueled debate about breakfast toppings.
Little Helpers
I want my kids to help out with cleaning and cooking, even if their efforts often lead to chaos. When they stir ingredients, I usually panic at the mess but tell them they did a fantastic job. Maybe I’ll reward their “hard work” with a little screen time, which has nothing to do with my need to clean in peace.
Bathroom Breaks
Sometimes I go to the bathroom for a real reason. Other times, I just need a moment to check my phone without interruptions.
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In summary, while honesty is key in parenting, sometimes a little creative storytelling helps keep the peace and make life a bit easier.