MilkSplat, #VomitLocks, and Other Hashtags Moms Should Totally Own

Hey, fellow moms! Did you think we could escape the endless cycle of body scrutiny brought on by the internet? First, it was all about the thigh gap, then the bikini bridge, and now there’s some new buzzword called the thighbrow that’s apparently trending. Seriously, who has time to obsess over such quirks? Oh, right. The Kardashians.

The thighbrow craze kicked off thanks to a post from a popular magazine that asked if this new trend is the replacement for the thigh gap. Like, can we just take a moment to appreciate how ridiculous this is? Let’s stop nitpicking women’s bodies and focus on more important things. But just in case you’re wondering, a thighbrow is that little fold of skin at the top of your thighs when you sit just right. Great.

For busy moms like us, we’ve got our own set of body features that deserve their own hashtags. Our eyebrows might not be #onfleek, but hey, we’ve got some real-life experiences to share:

#Fupa

Let’s get real. Many of us are sporting the Fat Upper Pussy Area post-birth. Can we please make this a thing? Let’s unite and stop feeling self-conscious about our bodies!

#PoopNail

Diaper duty can get a little messy, and who hasn’t found something under their fingernails? Own that #poopnail until you can give your hands the scrub they deserve.

#VomitLocks

If your little one has reflux, you know the struggle of keeping your hair clean. Embrace the dried-up baby puke in your hair; let’s make #vomitlocks a thing! Maybe a photo of a chic mom rocking her #vomitlocks on a yacht will get it trending.

#MilkSplat

Whether you’re nursing or formula feeding, chances are you’ve left the house with milk stains. Let’s normalize those milk spots on our shirts — it’s part of the mom life, right?

#FancyLeggings

You finally got a night out with your partner, but say goodbye to those pre-baby jeans. Hello, #fancyleggings! With a flowy top, they almost pass for real pants!

#YesterdaysEyeliner

Didn’t get a chance to wash your face before crashing last night? No worries! Sometimes, the only look you can pull off is #yesterdayseyeliner. You’ve got this, even when you’re running late!

So there you have it! We may not be flaunting the latest beauty trends, but we’ve got our own unique hashtags that are way more relatable and fun. And if you’re curious about home insemination options, check out this excellent resource on in vitro fertilisation. Don’t forget to visit Make a Mom for top-notch information on home insemination kits.

Remember, we’re all in this together, and we embrace every little quirk that comes our way!