How I Truly Desire To Spend My Alone Time

You know what I really crave? It’s not a glass of wine, a quick nap, or even a night out with the girls. What I truly yearn for is solitude. I dream of stepping out my front door and embracing a few solid hours of glorious, child-free freedom. And do you know how I want to spend those precious hours?

I want to tackle all those tasks that usually take me ages and leave me frazzled, simply because I have little ones around 24/7.

Embracing Solitude

During my alone time, I envision driving to the mall without the chaos of small children bickering or wailing in the back seat. There will be no glaring looks in the rearview mirror or half-hearted threats about the consequences of their unruly behavior. I’ll park wherever I please, without having to navigate the potential for my kindergartner to unleash a ninja kick or dash off into the parking lot.

First on the Agenda

So, what’s first on my agenda? I’ll confidently stroll into a walk-in hair salon and ask for a haircut. I won’t mind waiting a whole 35 minutes, flipping through outdated magazines. Just the thought of waiting without kids is exhilarating!

Next on my itinerary is a trip to Old Navy or The Gap—or wherever the cool kids get their jeans these days. I’ll request a fitting room and try on nine pairs of jeans! Just imagine: no toddler to chase or calm down and no kindergartner loudly questioning why mommy’s elastic underwear is in tatters.

A Little Indulgence

Oh, and speaking of underwear, I’ll make a stop at the overpriced lingerie store. I’ll wander around, eyeing things that no mom of small children should even consider. Who knows? Maybe this little splurge will prompt my partner to encourage more days like this.

After my shopping spree, I’ll swing by Starbucks and order a coffee, free from the relentless pleas for $3 juices or $4 pastries. I might even savor that coffee in peace, without the usual interruptions. Can you even fathom that?

Connecting with Friends

I’ll dare to make a phone call (gasp!) and chat for more than 30 seconds without someone screaming, running, or creating chaos around me. I’ll discuss all sorts of topics and sprinkle in some fun, cheeky words for good measure.

On my way home, I might even take the long route and drop by a friend’s house just because I can!

Self-Care Time

When I return home, I’ll indulge in the longest, hottest shower ever. No little ones will be trying to join me, and there won’t be any urgent cries for attention. I’ll pamper myself with a sugar scrub and actually shave my legs!

To top off my day of indulgence, I might even look forward to tidying up the house. What usually takes all day could be done in just an hour without the usual interruptions. I can zip around, getting things done without having to pause and discipline the kids for making new messes.

Evening Relaxation

For dinner, I’ll feast on carbs, and for dessert, I’ll enjoy a glass of wine. The rest of the evening will be spent sprawled out on the couch, watching TV without needing to jump up at every little sound from the dining room.

Finally, I’ll drift off to sleep for a glorious nine uninterrupted hours. Now, all I need is to convince my partner to support this plan. Wish me luck!

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In Summary

Alone time for a parent can feel like a distant dream, filled with possibilities for self-care, shopping, and simply enjoying life without the chaos of children. It’s essential to carve out those moments to recharge and reclaim a bit of individuality amidst the beautiful chaos of parenting.