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The Peanut Butter Affair
I’ve never been a huge peanut butter fan. Sure, I liked it well enough, but I didn’t have that all-consuming passion for it like some folks do. For me, Nutella was the star of the show, while peanut butter was just a supporting act. It was good, especially the chunky variety, but we didn’t share a deep connection.
Then came the day I decided to make my son his very first peanut butter sandwich. It had been a few months since that first tiny tooth made its appearance, brightening up his gummy smile. Soon, seven more teeth followed, turning his mouth into a chewable wonderland.
As I carefully cut the bread into triangles, I couldn’t help but admire my Martha Stewart moment; the sandwich looked stunning, complete with fresh banana slices as garnish. I just knew he’d love it. With my camera at the ready, I presented the culinary masterpiece to my son and his brother. Snap after snap, my son beamed, tossed banana pieces, and suddenly broke out in hives.
Turns out, my little guy had a serious issue with peanuts. A quick trip to the ER confirmed it—I was now the proud parent of the kid whose allergy would make him the most unpopular child in class. The peanut butter was swiftly discarded, replaced by EpiPens and a full pantry investigation. Much to my surprise, many food items contained peanuts! We went through the pantry like detectives, ensuring everything was safe for our peanut-free boy.
Honestly, I didn’t mind too much. A food I rarely enjoyed was now off the menu. Unless my toddler had a secret peanut stash in his crib, our home was free of peanuts. Life continued, albeit with a little more label-checking.
But then, one fateful day, I found myself eating a peanut butter sandwich at work. I felt like I was committing a secret sin—enjoying the very thing that could harm my child. I giggled to myself, savoring each bite of what I knew would send my son into a hive-inducing frenzy. Once I got home, I brushed my teeth three times and doused myself in mouthwash, fearing my son would somehow sense my betrayal.
I swore it would be a one-time thing. But after a rough day with tantrums and Lego incidents, I couldn’t help but think, “Oh, how I can’t wait to get to work and devour a Reese’s peanut butter cup!” Thus began my peanut butter affair. I became hooked on peanut-flavored treats during my workday, using them as a reward for surviving the daily parenting grind.
I’ve become a covert peanut butter enthusiast. My work stash is extensive, from peanut butter cups to cookies, all of which are strictly off-limits to my allergic child. After each indulgent snack, I scrub my mouth clean, promising myself it will be the last time. But then my son throws a fit in the grocery store, and all I can think about are the peanut clusters waiting for me at work.
He’ll never know about my secret peanut escapades. As he throws toys and shouts “no!” I can’t help but dream of the Snickers bar I’ll enjoy after he’s tucked into bed.
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In summary, the saga of peanut butter in my life has morphed from indifference to secret indulgence, all while ensuring my son’s safety. It’s a wild ride of parenting, allergies, and a love for snacks, wrapped in a light-hearted confessional.