Welcome to the neighborhood! I wanted to reach out and apologize for not introducing myself properly earlier. I feel terrible for the mix-up this morning. When I saw you wave, I attempted to wave back, but I hadn’t secured the lid on my coffee mug well enough, and as I lifted my hand, coffee splashed all over me. Oops! That’s why you heard me shout, “Oh for Pete’s sake, I’m such a klutz!”—definitely not directed at you! I was just flustered because my dog had a little mishap, and I was already running late.
After that little mishap and a few other awkward moments (blush), I figured it was time to write you a note. I wouldn’t want you to think about quickly moving to the other side of the street when passing by or telling your kids to steer clear of the “quirky” neighbor!
Just last weekend, while walking my dog, I waved at you and noticed your puzzled expression when you waved back. I couldn’t understand why until I got home and saw I was wearing my sparkly pink tiara! My son gave it to me for Christmas last year, and I finally found it while unpacking a box. I thought it would make him happy, but I forgot I had it on during our walk. I promise I don’t usually walk the dog in a tiara—well, at least not regularly!
Also, I wanted to clear up that little incident you overheard in the backyard. With three boys aged 7 to 12, things can get a bit chaotic. I was joking (I promise!) when I said I would duct tape my son’s behind if he didn’t stop farting on his brother’s head. And when I yelled about having to wipe my son’s butt, it was just my frustration talking. I mean, I can do that myself; I just keep reminding my 12-year-old to take care of it!
I also owe you an apology for the ladder situation. My son mentioned you came over to borrow it, but he told you I was in the middle of “Mommy’s Naked Time.” To clarify, that’s just my sneaky way of getting some peace and quiet for a bit on Sunday afternoons. I’ll be sure to let him know it’s okay to knock next time!
Finally, I’m so sorry about the scare this afternoon when my youngest came to your door looking for me. They’d been fighting all day, and when I went to give them a talking to, I found them having a “sword fight” with pee. I lost my cool and told them to go to their rooms while I hid in my closet to regain my sanity. I’m sorry if that caused you any alarm; everything was fine, I swear!
I promise I’m usually a pretty good neighbor! I’d love to have you over for dinner soon. I think our kids will get along just fine (I’ve made sure my boys know not to use dried dog poop as ammo for their Nerf guns anymore!). Just let me know when you’re free. We have plenty of options for drinks—wine, beer, rum, vodka… you name it!
Looking forward to getting to know you better!
Warm regards,
Your New Neighbors
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Summary: This friendly note from a new neighbor addresses some humorous and chaotic moments that might give a quirky impression. It reassures the new neighbor that their household is just a little hectic, while also inviting them for dinner to foster a better connection. The message is light-hearted, aiming to ease any concerns about the unusual happenings and encourage a neighborly bond.