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10 Reasons I’m Envious of Your Big Kid
Let me just say upfront that I know the SuperMoms are going to come at me with their well-meaning advice about savoring every moment and how they miss the days of baby snuggles. I hear you loud and clear, but hear me out: I can appreciate the adorable baby phase while still dreaming about a life where I’m less likely to end up with a surprise mess on my clothes. Moms of older kids seem to have it all figured out, and maybe it’s just a classic case of “the grass is greener,” but here’s my truth, and I’m sticking to it.
1. School Days
Sure, staying home with my little ones is a blessing, but if you think I’m not counting down the days until I can drop my kids off at school and have a few precious hours of peace, you’re mistaken. I can’t wait to kick back, blast some tunes, and finally enjoy a cup of coffee while it’s still hot.
2. Sleepovers
Imagine a whole night where you can do whatever you want! Sending my kid off to a friend’s house for a sleepover sounds like a mini-vacation. I get to enjoy guilt-free freedom, even if it means I’ll have to return the favor at some point. It’s worth the trade-off for a night of feeling like a carefree twenty-something again.
3. Potty Training is History
Your big kid can handle the bathroom on their own! No more reminding them to wash their hands or worrying about accidents. I mean, sure, they might skip the handwashing part, but at least I won’t be the one cleaning up after them anymore.
4. Chores
I know I’m dreaming big when I think about the day my kids can tackle their own chores. Just imagine the sweet taste of freedom when I can finally sit back and sip my drink while they take care of their responsibilities. To anyone who says, “Good luck with that,” I’ll hold onto my dreams of a chore-free existence.
5. Self-Dressing
Your kids may not always match, but they can put on their own clothes! While mine struggle to figure out how to wear a hat without turning it into a blindfold, I’m envious of the independence your big kids have when it comes to getting dressed.
6. Summer Fun
While I’m envious of the structured school year, I also covet the time you get to spend with your big kids during summer breaks. Right now, every day feels the same, but when vacations are on the horizon, I can look forward to lazy mornings in pajamas and the bliss of not having to worry about a schedule.
7. Hilarious Conversations
Big kids say the funniest, most unexpected things! I’m just starting to catch glimpses of that humor with my toddler, but until I can hear the absurdities from an older child, I’ll have to settle for knock-knock jokes that make no sense. Seriously, if I hear one more pointless joke, I might just lose my mind.
8. Goodbye to Baby Shows
I’m so over the endless cycle of children’s shows that make my brain hurt. While I’m sure the content for older kids isn’t perfect, I’m ready to escape the land of Princess Sofia and Pirate Jake. I’d love a break from the shows that teach questionable life lessons.
9. Genuine Conversations
Imagine being able to have real discussions with your kids! Instead of repeating myself all day, you can ask about their day and get actual responses. Plus, outings to the movies or restaurants become enjoyable instead of a game of keeping everything out of reach.
10. Less Baby Gear
Babies need a ton of stuff, and it takes up so much space! All those bulky items make my home feel cramped. With big kids, it’s just a few clothes and maybe a mattress. I’m ready for my living space to stop doubling as a baby supply warehouse.
Every age comes with its unique joys and challenges, from the baby stage to the teenage years. For every well-meaning person who tells a mom to cherish the baby phase because older kids have their own set of troubles, there’s someone who would do anything to relive those moments.
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In summary, while every stage of parenting offers its own set of challenges, there’s no denying that the allure of having older kids comes with its perks. From less mess to potential independence, I can’t help but envy the freedom you seem to enjoy.