9 Annoying Things My Toddler Doesn’t Do (But You Might)

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I can feel the judgmental glares as my little one and I stroll into a room. It’s as if I’ve entered with a marching band instead of a cheerful toddler! Here’s a little secret: kids aren’t the only ones capable of being rude or disruptive. For those who think my child and I should stay hidden away, here are nine annoying things my toddler doesn’t do—but you might.

1. Interrupt Dinner for a Selfie
   As I’m juggling cutting up my toddler’s chicken while he’s climbing over my head, there’s nothing like the couple at the next table asking me to take a picture to celebrate their anniversary. Sure, I can take 15 photos until they get the perfect shot—meanwhile, my dinner is getting cold and my toddler is about to make a run for it.
2. Yell into His Phone
   Recently, I witnessed a heated argument on a train because a woman was shouting profanities into her phone. People seem unfazed when my toddler shouts “Yay! Train!” but let someone else raise their voice, and it’s all drama. Maybe I should get him an iPhone to blend in better.
3. Text While I’m Talking
   My toddler isn’t perfect at paying attention, but when I’m reading him a story, he doesn’t whip out a phone to text his buddies about how I totally fibbed about going to the gym. If only adults could master that level of focus!
4. Post Inspirational Quotes
   We all see those posts about how blessed someone is because their friend made them breakfast. Meanwhile, my toddler just shared a Cheerio from his mouth with me, and I’d say that’s the kind of sharing I can appreciate.
5. Gossip About Friends
   Toddlers are refreshingly direct. If my son is upset with someone, he lets them know it loudly, and then moves on. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could all be that straightforward without holding grudges?
6. Take Up Excessive Space on the Train
   My little one doesn’t take up multiple seats or invade personal space. If he’s taking up any seat, it’s because he’s snuggled up on my lap, sound asleep. How sweet is that?
7. Wear Sarcastic T-Shirts
   That shirt with Curious George? My son truly loves it. Unlike adults who wear ironic clothing to make a statement, he wears what he genuinely enjoys, no pretense involved.
8. Give Unwelcome Advice
   Living with a tiny person means I get to skip the unsolicited advice about diets or fashion. As long as it doesn’t involve snack time or breaking toys, my toddler doesn’t care how I live my life.
9. Judge Strangers
   My toddler may say some awkward things, but he never looks at someone and thinks they don’t belong. The only “strange” people he notices are older men with white beards, whom he assumes are Santa Claus. Wouldn’t the world be a friendlier place if we all had that mindset?

So, the next time you roll your eyes at my family, take a moment to reflect. We all have our moments of inconsideration. With a little patience and awareness, maybe we can all enjoy a meal together—without interruptions for photos.

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In summary, while toddlers may have their quirks, adults often display behaviors that are equally annoying. Let’s all strive to be a little more considerate and understanding of one another.