There’s a popular saying around these parts: “I didn’t grow up in Texas, but I got here as quick as I could!” That perfectly captures my feelings about the Lone Star State. I married a tall Texan, and my kiddos are proud Texans, too. So, am I a Texas mom? You bet! Here are some telltale signs that you might be one as well:
- Your little ones had cowboy boots before they could even take their first steps.
At any proper Texas baby shower, you’ll find adorable packages filled with baby boots, tiny cowboy hats, and “Made in Texas” onesies. A bit much? Maybe, but hey, it’s Texas! - Willie Nelson is practically family.
While your friends’ toddlers belt out “The Wheels on the Bus,” yours are humming “On The Road Again” and drifting off to sleep with Lyle Lovett tunes. You’ve even donned a baby carrier to enjoy live music during a festival! - Polite manners are a must.
You’ve instilled in your kids the importance of saying “ma’am” and “sir.” At playdates, they might address adults as “Miss” or “Mister” followed by their first name, too. Yes, please and thank you are non-negotiable! - You know the difference between a “cookout” and a “barbecue.”
When someone mentions BBQ, it better involve slow-cooked meats on a giant pit! If all you’re serving is burgers and hot dogs, that’s a cookout, not a BBQ, honey! - Lunches are a little bit different here.
Forget sandwiches; Texas school lunches might include enchiladas, Frito pie, or chili (and NEVER with beans!). You might toss in a brisket sandwich or leftover chicken-fried steak for good measure. And don’t forget the kolache for dessert—look it up, trust me! - You proudly display the shape of Texas.
The Lone Star State’s outline is everywhere—from jewelry to cookie cutters. Do you have any Texas-shaped items? (Guilty confession: I have a Texas-shaped casserole dish!) - September means State Fair time!
When the State Fair of Texas kicks off, you know the kids get a day off. It’s all about taking selfies with Big Tex and indulging in funnel cakes and deep-fried goodies for dinner! - A chilly 58 degrees? Time for parkas!
If you’ve ever rushed to bundle your child in layers at the first hint of cool weather, you might just be a Texas mom. Did you check if school was canceled because of a light flurry? Yep, you’re in the club. - Your daughter’s homecoming mum is a masterpiece.
In Texas, homecoming mums are bigger than life—literally! If your daughter’s floral creation is almost toppling her over, you’re living the Texas mom life. - Blue Bell ice cream is a religion.
You prayed for the day the beloved Brenham creamery returned to your local store, and you were first in line with a spoon when it did. Amen to that!
Being a Texas mom is more than just geography; it’s a mindset and a badge of honor. Texas moms are fierce, practical, and ready to tackle anything. Don’t mess with us or our Texas pride!
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Summary:
If you relate to these signs, you just might be a Texas mom! From teaching manners to embracing the local culture, Texas moms embody a unique spirit. Whether it’s BBQ or school lunches, they know how to navigate life in the Lone Star State with pride.