This Tipsy Guy Totally Gets Why Pants Are the Worst

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Let’s be real: if enough of us come together and decide to ditch our pants when we head out, we can totally make it happen. Seriously! Let’s put an end to this pants-wearing madness once and for all.

You don’t need to convince moms that pants are the absolute worst. We all understand the struggles and could probably add a few more reasons to the list ourselves.

Meet Jake Thompson

Meet Jake Thompson, the guy living every mom’s dream: sipping wine and venting about life. Every week, he’s paid to get tipsy at his desk and rant on camera about all sorts of topics. Honestly, what did he do to earn this sweet gig?

In the past, Jake has ranted about everything from annoying kids to the chaos of weddings. But this week, he hilariously tackles the subject of pants:

“Buying pants is like a cruel joke. I didn’t spend years in college, only to waste my time and money squeezing my thighs into a fabric prison. Trying on pants feels like a twisted mind game. You’ve got to take off your shoes, you’re starving, confused… your face is stained with dry tears, and you’re not even sure when you started crying—all just to fit into a piece of fabric that reminds you how much weight you’ve gained since you last tried on pants.”

Wow! Can I get an amen? This is a hilarious take on something we all have to wear, but that can bring a lot of stress at times. You’ll definitely laugh to avoid crying.

Jake perfectly captures the pain of pants. Just imagine the epic rants he’d have if he had to deal with a bra! Or those awful belly bands? Or even a bikini? Buzzfeed might need to find a woman to join him for some serious fashion rants!

For More Relatable Content

If you’re looking for more relatable content, check out this other blog post on home insemination kit—it’s a great read! And for those interested in fertility, Make a Mom has some fantastic resources. Plus, if you want to dive deeper into pregnancy info, the CDC is an excellent resource.

To sum it up, we all know that pants can be a real headache. Jake’s hilarious perspective resonates with many of us, and it’s a reminder that sometimes, we just need to laugh through the struggles.