How Living With Teens Can Drive You Crazy

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I finally figured it out, and honestly, I’m relieved. For a while there, I was starting to think it was just me losing my mind. I’d hop in the car and see the big “E” for empty on the gas gauge, wondering, didn’t I just fill it up? I’d open the kitchen drawer for my measuring cups only to find them tossed in with the pots and pans, as if I had zoned out mid-task.

Searching for juice glasses became a daily scavenger hunt. Where did I leave them? Are they in the bathroom again? I always put them next to the big tumblers, but now they seem to have vanished. Am I losing it?

I’ll often find myself opening drawers and exclaiming to my teens, “Wait, why is the can opener with the pot holders?” And then it hits me—who was supposed to put the dishes away today? Who was meant to fill the gas tank? Oh right, it’s those delightful teens of mine, who seem to love cramming things into drawers and slamming them shut.

When my kids tackle the dishwasher, it’s like witnessing a silent protest. They stash items in odd places that leave me questioning my memory. Just the other night, I made my famous meatloaf—a favorite in our house. Pro tip: I use apricot jam, which keeps the meat moist and adds a delicious sweetness.

I whipped up a double batch earlier in the day because I knew they’d come home starving after swim practice. I set the timer, ran to pick up my younger child, and pulled the meatloaf out just in time. But when I returned to the kitchen, my Pyrex pan was empty. What happened? Did I forget to make it? No, I distinctly recall preparing a double batch!

Turns out, my boys had come home early and devoured half the meatloaf each, totally ignoring the buttery garlic mashed potatoes and fresh salad. Seriously, just a hunk of meat is all they need?

Am I losing my mind? Did I really make meatloaf for dinner? Where is the meat?!

Before you start your own frantic search for misplaced items, take a moment to consider: do you have teenagers at home? If the answer is a sigh of relief, you’re definitely not alone in this chaos. If you need to vent, I’ll be right here on the kitchen floor, wondering why I thought it was a good idea to shove knives and forks between the cutting boards.

For more insights into parenting and home life, check out our other blog post about home insemination kits here. And if you’re interested in learning more about the process of artificial insemination, visit Make A Mom for expert advice. The CDC is also a fantastic resource for understanding infertility and related topics.

In summary, living with teens can feel like a whirlwind, often leading to moments of confusion and chaos. Embrace the madness, and remember—you’re not alone on this journey!