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Wife Provides Detailed Care Instructions for Baby, Husband Adds Comedic Touch
When you head out of town, do you tend to leave your partner an over-the-top list of instructions for caring for the kids? I’ll admit I’ve done it myself, crafting a long list of dos and don’ts, as if my partner couldn’t figure out how to give our little one a dose of medicine. Not one of my proudest moments!
One dad shared a hilarious twist on this scenario when his wife left him detailed notes for their three-month-old while she was away for two days. Both new parents, he decided to spice things up with some comedic edits to her instructions, which he posted on Reddit. The post quickly gained traction, racking up nearly 650,000 views on Imgur.
While the edits may seem lighthearted, they could easily drive a first-time mom up the wall! I can only imagine the eye rolls that followed his grammatical corrections. And let’s not forget, she made a cheeky comment about the family pet possibly starving, so maybe he had it coming! As new parents, we all have a tendency to micromanage, especially when it’s the first time leaving our baby.
His wife’s list didn’t cover everything, so he cheekily included a few questions that she forgot to mention. One Redditor chimed in with his own experience of being left with a five-page itinerary filled with emergency contacts and instructions. His advice? “Put the baby on the floor.” Honestly, that might just be the best parenting tip ever—it’s hard to fall when you’re already down there!
When other commenters poked fun at his wife for being overly meticulous, he defended her, admitting that he actually requested the list in the first place. He even sent a sweet message back to her: “Hey love! Don’t mind the trolls online. Remember, everyone has their opinions. Enjoy your time away and I’ll see you Thursday!” Let’s be real, though; after this, he might just be tackling parenting without any further lists!
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In summary, this humorous take on parental instructions highlights the mix of anxiety and comedy that comes with first-time parenting. It’s a reminder that even in the chaos, a little laughter can go a long way.