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A Mom Shares the Hilarious Reality of ‘Parent Sex’ in Viral Facebook Post
When you become a parent, your sex life takes a bit of a detour, doesn’t it? Gone are the days of spontaneous rendezvous and lazy mornings; kids change the game in a big way. An Australian mom recently went viral for her candid take on what she calls “parent sex,” and trust me, it’s as relatable as it gets.
Meet Sarah Baker
Sarah Baker, a 32-year-old writer, artist, and mother of four, prides herself on sharing the “real and honest” moments of parenting. In her recent Facebook post, she humorously describes “parent sex” as those fleeting “3.5 minutes” squeezed in between diaper changes and meal prep, when the kids are just distracted enough to give you a shot at intimacy. She reflects on how it’s been “ages since we had a moment alone,” and how the couple is starting to feel like just roommates.
A Side-Splitting Account
Sarah narrates a side-splitting account of what a steamy encounter looks like in their household. She jokes that her husband’s idea of seduction involves “one finger pointing toward the bedroom and the other hand on his pants.” Once they make it to the bedroom, they have to brace the door with one foot to keep little ones out, and even in the heat of the moment, they’re covered with blankets—just in case a child bursts in on them “doing yoga.”
But despite the chaos, they still manage to connect, and Sarah embraces the hilarity of it all: “It’s pretty romantic, really, listening to the kids’ show in the background, knowing your time is limited when the ad break hits… All the while feeling like a total vixen, even with saggy boobs and a baby belly.” She shares how her husband is still impressed, even on those not-so-glamorous days.
The Viral Post
Since Sarah shared her post, it’s been passed around nearly 29,000 times, with parents everywhere tagging their partners and sharing a laugh because they totally get it. The beauty of her message lies in its sex-positive approach; it shines a light on how parents can still enjoy intimacy, albeit in a less frequent and more chaotic manner.
Finding Moments to Reconnect
So, here’s to all the parents out there finding those brief moments to reconnect amidst the whirlwind of family life. If you’re interested in diving deeper into family planning and home insemination, check out this blog post on Home Insemination Kit. And for more about home insemination kits, visit Make a Mom, a reliable resource. Also, don’t miss out on Rmany, which offers excellent insights into pregnancy and home insemination.
In Summary
Sarah Baker’s humorous take on “parent sex” resonates with many, reminding us that even in the busy world of parenthood, intimate moments are still possible—and often pretty funny!