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7 Resolutions I Make But Probably Won’t Keep
Ever since my daughter arrived about a year and a half ago, it feels like I’ve been strapped into the passenger seat of a high-speed racecar. Everything is zooming past me in a whirlwind, and I’m not steering at all. With the new year upon us, it’s the perfect time for resolutions. Many will rush to the gym for a week before slipping back into their cozy routines. And as parents, we often tell ourselves we’ll finally get it all figured out. But let’s be real: I’m bound to stumble in my journey as a dad. Here are seven commitments I’m likely to break:
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To Keep Things Tidier
My car? A disaster zone. My bed sheets? Who knows when they were last changed. My daughter’s high chair is still a shrine to last night’s dinner. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m not cut out to be the dad with a spotless home. Life is chaotic, and I’m learning to embrace the mess. -
To Ensure My Daughter is Dressed Properly
I’m definitely getting better since her newborn days, but I still frequently forget her jacket, socks, or shoes. And let’s not even start on the times she tosses them into oblivion! I genuinely want her to stay warm, but it seems my memory is a bit foggy—probably due to my coffee habit. At least I’ve mastered the art of keeping her pants on! Progress, right? -
To Always Pack Snacks
Have you ever left home thinking you’d be gone just 30 minutes, only to find yourself three hours later with a hungry toddler? Always pack snacks. Trust me on this one. -
To Treasure Every Single Moment
Let’s be honest: not every moment with your child is a fairytale. When my little one morphs into a wailing tornado, it’s hard to find the magic in that chaos. Those times call for patience, not nostalgia. I sometimes worry that this makes me a less-than-perfect dad, but hey, I’m only human! -
To Cut Back on Coffee
I know the science behind limiting caffeine intake, but let’s face it, I’m still going to indulge in my beloved brew. Maybe I’ll aim for a more “reasonable” number—like, say, 18 cups a day? Just kidding. Coffee, please don’t leave me! -
To Prioritize Sleep
Getting enough sleep is crucial for my well-being, yet it feels impossible to achieve. Life is busy, and there just never seems to be enough time for everything. I plan to set a bedtime for myself, but I know I’ll soon be back to my usual five hours a night. Coffee, you’re my nighttime buddy! -
To Master Laundry
I can’t understand why doing laundry is such a struggle for me. I promise to read the washing tags, but honestly? It all seems like nonsense. I’ll probably keep ruining my partner’s favorite sweaters weekly. Sorry, love!
So there you have it, my list of resolutions that will likely end up as mere wishes. While I may boast about self-improvement plans to my friends, the reality is I’m just as flawed as everyone else. At least I’m honest about it!
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Summary:
Navigating fatherhood comes with its own set of challenges, and even though I make promises to improve, I often find myself falling short. From keeping a tidy home to ensuring my daughter is dressed properly, the chaos of parenting is a constant reminder that perfection is unattainable. Embracing the mess is part of the journey, and with humor and honesty, I continue to learn and grow.