Hello from the Mom Side: The Hilarious Reality of Motherhood

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What is it about the music video for Adele’s “Hello” that makes it such prime parody material? Is it the moody sepia tones? The dramatic wind? Or perhaps that fabulous coat? While many parodies have been hilarious, this parenting twist is truly the best! Singer Emily Mills captures the chaotic essence of motherhood in a way that gives Adele’s heartfelt lyrics a run for their money:

Hello, it’s me.  
I’d love to sip on some wine and nibble on cheese,  
But alas, I’ve got tiny humans to please.  
One’s in volleyball, the other’s flunking math,  
Why can’t she grasp this fraction stuff?  
I’m about to lose it, that’s the truth!  

Hello from the mom side,  
I must have called a thousand times,  
To tell her this homework is breaking my heart,  
But my attempts just don’t seem to tear her apart.  

Hello, mama, how’ve you been?  
I see those Cheetos crumbs on your chin.  
It’s okay, you deserve a little win,  
Between plucking those pesky hairs  
And your thighs, oh dear, they touch skin to skin.  

Hello from the mom side,  
I think I might just break down and cry,  
I adore my kiddos, but I don’t want more—  
Can someone please pass the Pinot Noir?  

Oh boy, this is a masterpiece! Just remember, don’t show it to your child-free friends—they might reconsider their life choices! If you’re looking for more tips and tricks as you navigate this wild ride called motherhood, check out this excellent resource on fertility treatments. And if you’re curious about home insemination, BabyMaker is a great authority on the subject. Also, don’t forget to read more about our privacy practices here.

In summary, embracing the chaos of motherhood can be tough, but it’s also incredibly hilarious. With a good dose of humor, we can tackle the challenges of parenting together!