20 Life Lessons I Want to Share with My Kids

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There are moments in life when you just have to share some wisdom with the little ones you brought into this world. Who else will educate them on the importance of choosing the right snacks? Or how to handle life’s little quirks? I sometimes wonder if they truly absorb these lessons or if they just roll their eyes. So, I’ve decided to jot down some thoughts and tuck them away in their sock drawers. Here’s what I hope they’ll remember:

  1. If something makes you giggle, embrace it. No need to question it—just enjoy the laughter and let it fill you up.
  2. Flossing may feel tedious, but trust me, it beats the sound of a dentist’s drill. Just do it.
  3. By the way, I don’t floss regularly just so I can show off my dentures for fun someday. Forgive me!
  4. Sometimes your body just wants to dance. Let it. It’s a beautiful way to connect with music and yourself.
  5. Cursing can be a little thrilling. Keep it between us, okay?
  6. I know you’re not a fan of onions, mushrooms, or olives right now. Keep an open mind and give them another chance!
  7. Venture to New York by yourself someday. Wear comfy shoes, sip coffee, and explore every nook and cranny. And sit in the second row at a musical to avoid getting splashed!
  8. Keep a journal about your thoughts and feelings. Just the other day, I peeked at yours, and you wrote about struggling with spelling. But remember, your diary is your space—fill it with whatever you like.
  9. Don’t undervalue food. It’s not just sustenance; it’s memories, energy, and love. Learn to savor it!
  10. Friends are treasures. I’d shout it from the rooftops if I could. Cherish them, learn from them, and keep them close.
  11. True love can be hard to find and feels like something out of a storybook. Don’t stop searching for it.
  12. Seriously, flossing should be part of your routine by now!
  13. If you get a bad grade, see it as a chance to improve, not a mark of failure. I’ll love you no matter what. One day, you might even ask someone, “What’s 8×7 again?” Just remember to floss!
  14. Take any opportunity that comes your way—travel, be on TV, or bike across the country. Live boldly while you’re young, just no funny business with drugs.
  15. Choose books over TV whenever you can.
  16. A little stinky cheese pairs wonderfully with wine—just saying!
  17. If you don’t believe in God, that’s perfectly okay. I’ll still love you unconditionally. I’ll introduce you to love as I understand it and be there for you during tough times.
  18. Always remember, I’m your mom. You can come home anytime, call me anytime. I am thrilled to have you in my life.
  19. You’re my greatest blessing, and I will pray for you always.
  20. Floss! Seriously, in case I forgot to mention it.

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Summary

These are the life lessons I hope to pass down to my kids, from the trivial to the profound. They cover everything from laughter to love, food appreciation, and the importance of friendships. I want them to know they have my unwavering support and that I’ll always be there for them.