25 Reasons Moms Are Total Badasses

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Hey there, mama! Let’s take a moment to appreciate just how amazing you are. Sometimes, in the chaos of motherhood, it’s easy to get caught up in self-doubt. You might find yourself playing a little game called “All the Ways I Fail as a Mom” in the quiet hours of the night or during a particularly wild tantrum (and yes, it might be your tantrum as well!). But remember this: you are a mom, and that makes you a total badass. So, let’s give you a well-deserved pep talk. Here are 25 reasons why moms like you are undeniably fierce:

1. Using awesome words like “badassery.”
2. Cleaning up vomit like it’s no big deal.
3. Tackling vomit in the middle of the night.
4. Handling vomit in your own bed like a champ.
5. Detecting a stinky diaper from three rooms away.
6. Recognizing the different cries: hungry, tired, or just being a little dramatic.
7. Jumping out of bed at night to soothe those cries.
8. Mastering the art of coordinating playdates.
9. Hosting the wildest playdates ever.
10. Cleaning up the aftermath of said playdates.
11. Carrying a baby, toddler, and preschooler all at once.
12. Navigating the school pickup line like a pro (seriously, pull to the front!).
13. Putting up with the tantrums that come with toddlerhood.
14. Resisting the urge to call your toddler an “asshole” (even if they’re acting like one!).
15. Translating their adorable toddler-speak, like “muh-muh” for “milk” or “buh-bah” for “snack.”
16. Rising with the sun after a late night out.
17. Parenting through a hangover like a warrior.
18. Enduring every tea party and pirate adventure your kids can dream up.
19. Planning date nights, then somehow mustering the energy to look cute instead of just going to bed.
20. Answering awkward questions like, “What’s sex?” with grace and calm.
21. Feeding a baby, whipping up dinner, and helping with homework all at once—multitasking on steroids!
22. Transitioning yoga pants from workout to grocery store chic.
23. Surviving the chaos of places like Chuck E. Cheese or the mall play area.
24. Not sweating the small stuff that doesn’t deserve your energy.
25. Feeling like a badass, no matter if your kids notice or not.

See? You’re a total badass! Now, go out there and keep rocking this mom life.

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In summary, motherhood is a tough gig, but you’re doing it with style and strength. Embrace your badassery and keep shining!