7 Ways to Tackle the Grandparent Hangover

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Ah, grandparents—the ultimate cheerleaders for your kids! They adore every little thing your children do and will spoil them like there’s no tomorrow. However, when it’s time to pick up your kids after a weekend at Grandma and Grandpa’s, brace yourself for the inevitable “Grandparent Hangover.” This delightful phenomenon leaves your little ones whiny, cranky, and on a sugar high that would rival a candy factory explosion.

While you could try to impose a strict set of rules before the kids head off for their grand adventure, let’s be real: grandparents are basically the original rebels. They’re going to do what they want, and honestly, that’s okay! Instead of stressing over instructions, focus on how to navigate the aftermath. Here are some friendly tips to help you survive the chaos:

1. Anticipate the Whining: On the drive home, crank up your favorite tunes—something soothing to drown out the inevitable cries and complaints.
2. Head Straight Home: Contain the crankiness in a familiar, non-public space. Plus, it’s way easier to blast music or TV to mask the sound of a meltdown.
3. Ease Back into Routine: Don’t just throw them back into chores and homework right away. Pour yourself a glass of wine and allow them some transition time.
4. Prevent Fights: Head off sibling squabbles by engaging your kids in a game or giving them a snack. If all else fails, you can always find a cozy hiding spot (with your wine, of course).
5. Serve Comfort Food: Show your love with one of their favorite meals. After all, grandparents aren’t the only ones who can win kids over with food.
6. Plan for an Early Bedtime: The kids will likely be overtired, so put on a movie to help them unwind, then usher them off to bed early.
7. Enjoy Another Glass of Wine: If things get really tough, just keep reminding yourself, “I got free babysitting. I got free babysitting.” Trust me, this mantra works wonders until the hangover wears off.

And for revenge? Next time, send the kids back to their grandparents a little messy—just a thought!

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Summary

Grandparents are the ultimate spoiling machines for your kids, but their indulgence often leads to a “Grandparent Hangover” characterized by crankiness and chaos. Preparing for the inevitable meltdowns can make your life easier. From playing music in the car to serving comfort food, these tips will help smooth the transition back home. Don’t forget to treat yourself along the way!