You’ve Never Encountered a Design Blunder Quite Like This Rainbow Cookie Cutter

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Baked treats: they’re universally adored, aren’t they? There’s nothing quite as wholesome as a platter of cookies, and who doesn’t appreciate them? That is, unless they’re crafted with this hilariously misguided rainbow cookie cutter, designed to resemble a rainbow spilling out of a fluffy cloud into a pot of gold.

In theory, it should work beautifully—if you possess the skills of a royal icing artist. The catch? Your child may not be a decorating prodigy, and you could end up giving them a cookie that resembles a rather unfortunate phallic symbol. Talk about a fun surprise! It’s as if the designer has never encountered a penis before. But hey, let’s give them the benefit of the doubt.

Now, here’s a little secret about product flops: Amazon reviews are pure gold. Ever heard of a banana slicer? Click through the reviews for some serious laughs. Returning to our poorly conceived rainbow cookie cutter, the Amazon reviews did not disappoint.

The funniest part? The mix of those who got the joke and those who clearly didn’t. The reviews are a riot! If you’re already on shaky ground with the other room moms, it might be wise to steer clear of this for the upcoming St. Patrick’s Day festivities. You’re welcome! Sometimes, parental fatigue leads to the most obvious oversights.

Do you sense a surge in sales for bachelorette parties? Perhaps adults with a sense of humor reminiscent of a 14-year-old boy (like yours truly) will keep purchasing this, decorating their cookies to perfection, and calling it a day. This isn’t the first time a baking tool has taken on a hilariously inappropriate shape, and it certainly won’t be the last. Thanks a lot, patriarchy.

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In summary, while designing a seemingly innocent baking tool, some missteps can lead to unintended hilarity. Whether you’re a seasoned baker or a novice, the rainbow cookie cutter serves as a reminder of how humor can emerge from the most unexpected places.