Let’s be frank: I am not your typical candidate for your distinguished, ivy-draped institution, but I assure you, my unconventional story is just what you need for your “maybe” stack (if you happen to have one).
I haven’t garnered recommendations from political bigwigs or industry icons, nor do I possess a slew of patents. I can’t boast of remarkable talents like swimming, cooking, playing an instrument, or creating masterpieces. I haven’t saved orphans, contributed to global relief efforts, or even thrown a ball with any remarkable flair. Honestly, my high school grades were as mediocre as they come, but that was eons ago, back when I strutted my stuff in trendy jeans.
Now, I find myself in a position where I lack any standout skills—aside from perhaps my extensive life experience. And yes, I am, by traditional standards, “older.” Not ancient, but certainly past the prime age for a college application.
Yet here I am, hoping to join your next freshman class before I qualify for Medicare. I’m yearning for a college do-over. (And please tell me you accept women—given that they make up a significant portion of your student body, I hope your staff reflects that too! What a thought: hiring women could even enhance your bottom line. But I digress.)
Life has taught me a lot, yet I feel like I need a refresher. My recent job applications have made it painfully clear that I’m missing fundamental skills. Despite the barrage of job alerts flooding my inbox, employers are seeking younger, more pliable candidates. Apparently, my years of experience and wisdom aren’t in high demand anymore.
I can’t even land entry-level roles without eliciting a chuckle—trust me, I’ve heard it, even without my hearing aids. Meanwhile, my kid earns more lifeguarding than I do crafting press releases and social media posts.
So yes, I want that do-over. I want to learn, grow, and thrive within your exclusive walls. My skills may be lacking, and my finances may be tight, but my enthusiasm and intellect are as sharp as ever, albeit slightly jaded.
Choose me, and I promise not to be “that mom” who dominates the classroom, seeking extra credit and ruining it for everyone else. I’ll be the quiet observer in the back, cheering on the ambitious young women ready to take on the world. I’ve already done my time away, raising incredible kids, but catching up now feels daunting.
So here I am, asking for a second chance.
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In summary, I’m a non-traditional applicant seeking a fresh start in your esteemed institution. I’m eager to learn and contribute, even if I may not fit the mold of your typical student.