Jennifer Lawrence’s Hilarious Reading of ‘Time to Sleep, Kiddo’ Will Be Your New Go-To

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Jennifer Lawrence takes on “Time to Sleep, Kiddo,” a “children’s” book released last year that is definitely not meant for little ones. This clever twist on bedtime tales captures the chaos of getting kids to settle down for the night.

By now, you might have flipped through the pages of this book a few times (not in front of your kids, of course) and perhaps caught a dramatic reading by the likes of James Earl Jones. But nothing compares to the performance delivered by Jennifer Lawrence in a recent video produced by Vanity Fair. We’ve longed for that relatable, exasperated parent perspective—and she nailed it.

As the stars twinkle in the sky and the critters are finally quiet, you can hear her say:

  • “I know you’re not thirsty. That’s nonsense. Stop with the lies. Just lay down and sleep, my darling.”
  • “It’s been 38 minutes already, for crying out loud. What the heck? Go to sleep!”
  • “A hot crimson rage fills my heart, sweetheart. Seriously, just shut up and sleep!”

Let’s face it—our adorable little angels can be infuriating come bedtime. Who hasn’t completely lost it at that hour?

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In summary, Jennifer Lawrence’s reading of “Time to Sleep, Kiddo” brings a hilariously relatable touch to the bedtime struggle, making it a must-see for parents everywhere.