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The Hilarious Truth About Bedtime from the Parents of Twitter
Ah, bedtime—the ultimate showdown between parents and their little ones. The endless requests for “just one more story,” multiple bathroom trips, fears of monsters lurking in the shadows, or even a wrinkle in the sheets can make this time feel like a marathon of negotiation. Fortunately, parents on Twitter have turned their frustrations into laugh-out-loud observations about the ridiculousness of getting kids to sleep.
- A story? How about a single line?
Sometimes, reading a bedtime story can be a lovely way to connect. But let’s be real: most of the time, it feels like an added slap in the face after a long day of trying to convince your child to sleep. - That’s literally all we want.
We ask for so little. Just let us have our snacks, kids! - The final insult.
Oh, you thought tonight was your chance to binge-watch your favorite series? Think again! First, you’ll be on a treasure hunt through the playroom, only to find the remote buried under a pile of toys. It’s always the last place you’d think to look—right next to those poor, forgotten dolls. - A long path to acceptance.
Each night, you spend a lot of time in the bargaining phase, but let’s not forget the stages of depression and acceptance. Keep pushing through; it’s a rollercoaster! - No one wins this game.
Kicking off bedtime is the toughest part. It’s like a Mexican standoff where no one is willing to give in. That is, until a massive tantrum from an overtired toddler forces the issue. - So many sacrifices!
I’d dress up as a ridiculous banana if it meant getting my kids into bed on time. My dignity is a small price to pay! - LOL forever.
If you think that letting your child stay up later will result in more sleep, you’re adorably mistaken. I’m chuckling over your optimism! - Spoiler alert: it’s never valid.
Your child will recount the tale of the universe’s creation just to squeeze in a few more minutes of wakefulness. Science backs this up. - The actual Neverending Story.
Seriously, “The Cat in the Hat” feels like a tome of epic proportions. Dr. Seuss clearly had a wicked sense of humor! - Repetition is hell.
It’s often said that hell is a cycle of monotony. Hmmm… - It’s the grit that gets you.
“I love you, please go to sleep!” she says, all while fighting the urge to punch a wall. Repeat this 47 times each night. - And around it goes.
Good luck with tonight’s antics!
This article originally appeared on May 12, 2016. If you’re looking for more relatable parenting humor, check out what we have on our other blog posts, like this one about home insemination.
In summary, bedtime can feel like an endless battle filled with distractions and negotiations, but it’s also a time that many parents can look back on and laugh. While the struggle is real, the shared experiences bring much-needed humor to the chaos of parenting.