Essential Roadside Emergencies to Prepare For with Kids

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When you have kids in the car, smooth sailing can often feel like a myth. Roadside emergencies with little ones can be a real challenge. After countless meltdowns and frantic moments, I’ve tried everything from deep breathing to visualizing myself as the calmest parent ever (spoiler alert: it rarely works!). Some scenarios might resonate with you, and others could prepare you for what lies ahead.

I Need to Pee Right Now!

Just when you finally think you’ve achieved five minutes of peace after handing out juice boxes, the inevitable happens—someone urgently needs to pee. And, of course, there’s no restroom in sight! I might have resorted to carrying a few empty bottles for my boys, but when it comes to my daughter, it’s often a matter of finding a tree for a quick squat. If trees are scarce, you can always crack open the passenger door for a smidge of privacy.

Running Out of Gas

You’ve meticulously packed for everyone, gotten the oil changed, and even dropped off the family dog at the kennel. You’re cruising along, feeling like a road trip pro, when suddenly the radio cuts out and your car comes to a crawl. Surprise! You forgot to fill up the gas tank. After explaining to the kids that even parents can be forgetful, you might suggest they enjoy some screen time while one of you calls for roadside assistance or makes the dreaded walk of shame with a gas can.

Backseat Rebellion

I vividly recall my parents frantically trying to maintain order during our long car trips. Now, as a parent myself, I totally understand why they were so desperate for peace and quiet. My kids know that when we pull over, it’s serious business.

Hangry Kids

You tried to get them to eat breakfast, but they weren’t interested. Predictably, five minutes into the drive, they’re clamoring for snacks. Luckily, you remembered to stock up—oh wait, they’re all packed in the trunk, and the next exit is 30 miles away!

Someone’s About to Lose Their Lunch

By “lose their lunch,” I mean they’re likely to throw up. Whether it’s from scarfing down snacks too quickly or discovering they’re prone to motion sickness, you’ll need to act fast. A quick pull over to the side of the road is essential because nobody wants to experience that kind of chaos while strapped into a car seat. And don’t forget the wipes!

The Beloved Toy is Gone

Three hours into your return trip, a little voice pipes up, “Where’s my favorite toy?” Brace yourself for the impending meltdown. You can suggest calling the hotel or location you visited to retrieve it, but let’s be real—that probably won’t cut it. Instead, head to the nearest mall to find a replacement and maybe bribe them with ice cream.

When it comes to handling roadside emergencies with kids, preparation is key. It wouldn’t hurt to have a few extra arms, and if I see you sprinting toward a tree, believe me, I won’t judge.

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Summary

Roadside emergencies with kids can be chaotic, but with a little preparation and humor, you can manage the unexpected twists and turns of family travel. From bathroom emergencies to hangry kids, each situation can be handled with a mix of patience and practicality.