The Hilarious Whining Chronicles of Twitter Parents

If there’s one thing kids excel at, it’s the art of whining and crying. From the moment they enter this world wailing, the only thing that changes over time is the reason behind their shrieks and the pitch of their cries. A child’s whining can feel like nails on a chalkboard, and their tears? Well, those can really grind your gears. And trust me, they know it!

Kids can whine about anything—like being served breakfast on the “wrong” color plate (the horror!), not getting to press the elevator buttons (how could you?), or being told to wear socks (clearly, a crime against humanity!). Thankfully, the witty parents of Twitter have an endless stream of amusing tweets about these daily dramas, allowing us to chuckle while our little ones have meltdowns.

1. Kids, can you clarify this?

The color of plates and cups is a monumental issue for kids. I could ask for an explanation, but I once threw a tantrum for days over not getting a rose gold iPhone. So, I’ll just sit quietly and maybe join in on the floor tantrum with you, kiddos.

2. Pure genius.

Managing to stop the whining while still maintaining control? That’s parenting stealth at its finest.

3. Adorableness overload.

Reasons? Who needs ’em! I’ve seen toddlers go from ecstatic to full-blown tears in the blink of an eye. Talk about emotional stability!

4. Just wear them, for heaven’s sake!

Wrong color? Wrong style? A damp patch? Who knew socks could spark such controversy until you became a parent!

5. It’s an immutable truth.

Experienced parents can almost predict the exact timing and rhythm of their child’s laughter and cries. After a while, you just get it.

6. How could you?

You made them go outside? Put down the iPad? Actually made them move? The horror! Surely, there must be an app for that!

7. Sigh.

It’s frowned upon to suggest your kid shop around for a new mom, but after enough whining? I’m just saying, never say never.

8. Sometimes, it’s on you.

Next time, let them ask Siri. She can be the villain who crushes all their dreams.

9. Someone start a GoFundMe.

The syrup is too sticky and the water? Too wet! Honestly, can parents get anything right?

10. Same story, different day.

Whether you’re spending the night in an emergency room or hunting down a Shopkins sticker that isn’t torn, it’s anyone’s guess.

11. The most annoying type of whining.

There’s something oddly satisfying about picturing that moment of utter chaos.

This article was originally published on June 2, 2016. If you’re interested in more delightful parenting tales, be sure to check out this other blog post.

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