This Is Not A Drill: The Laundry Folding Machine You’ve Always Dreamed Of Is Finally Here!

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Welcome to the future, where your laundry woes may soon become a thing of the past! Imagine a world in which you don’t have to dread the mountain of clothes piling up in your home. That’s right, folks—there’s now a laundry folding machine that promises to do the job for you.

Meet the FoldiMate. Yep, you heard it right. You clip your clothes onto this genius machine, and it not only steams them to wring out wrinkles but also folds them with a precision that would make any retail associate weep with joy. Seriously, this is the magic every parent has been dreaming of. Can you believe we might finally escape the endless cycle of folding laundry for hours every week?

I’m telling you, I’d trade my favorite coffee mug for one of these beauties. But lucky for me, I won’t have to! Pre-orders are set to launch in 2017, with a price that’s surprisingly reasonable between $700-850. And that’s not all—it can also perfume, soften, and sanitize your clothes. Honestly, just take my money already!

Some may think this contraption is a bit too flashy, but if you’re a parent, you know how invaluable this could be. Kids somehow create more laundry than you ever thought possible. Just the other day, I asked my partner if there’s been even a single moment since we became parents that didn’t involve a pile of dirty clothes waiting to be washed or a heap of clean clothes crying out to be folded. Laundry is the never-ending saga that keeps on giving.

Sure, you could rally the kids to help, but if they’re anything like mine, “folding” usually turns into a chaotic game of stuffing clothes into drawers until they can’t close. Not exactly what I call helpful.

Laundry will likely never be a fun task, but anything that can save us some time is a blessing. Here’s hoping FoldiMate’s next big invention is the WashAndDryMate, so we can wave goodbye to this time-consuming chore.

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In summary, the FoldiMate is a game-changing laundry folding machine that could be the answer to every overwhelmed parent’s prayer. With its ability to steam, fold, and even freshen up your clothes, it’s a heavenly addition to any household. Say goodbye to the endless cycle of laundry and hello to more free time!