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No More Baby Blankets: A Real Baby Shower Survival Guide
Imagine this: the decorations are Instagram-worthy, delicious snacks are being devoured, and games are in full swing. At any moment, you can spot a group of eager hands on the mom-to-be’s belly, waiting for a little kick. Yep, it’s baby shower time!
The expectant mother may feel ecstatic—“Look at all these wonderful people supporting me!”—or slightly annoyed—“Who are these folks munching on my cake?!” But one thought unites all the mothers-to-be at these gatherings: “What did everyone bring for me? I mean, for the baby?”
As a mom in her 30s with two toddlers, I’ve attended my fair share of baby showers, witnessing more ruffles and tuxedo onesies than I ever imagined. If I could rewind the clock, I’d give my past self some solid gift advice—gifts that will preserve sanity, keep giving for years, and make all other moms think, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
So, if you’re pregnant—congratulations!—or attending a shower soon, consider picking a gift from this handy guide I’ve whipped up just for you.
1. 3T Clothing
In the early months, everyone and their dog buys baby clothes. But when your little one becomes a toddler, the gift-giving seems to dry up. Opt for some stylish 3T outfits; it’ll save the parents from the headache of toddler shopping.
2. A Costco-sized battery stash
You’ll want to cover all types, from AAA to D. Kids love toys that light up, sing, and move, all of which need batteries. The last thing a mom needs is a meltdown over a dead Glo-Worm at bedtime.
3. A screwdriver set
Because let’s be honest, installing batteries in those noisy toys requires the right tools. Skip the baby blanket and give Mom and Dad a break from a trip to the hardware store.
4. Coffee, beer, and some good ol’ booze
Because, well, motherhood!
5. Streaming service subscription
Newborns and toddlers don’t sleep, and neither do their parents. Help the new mom avoid late-night infomercials by providing access to kid-friendly shows at all hours.
6. 700 boxes of mac and cheese
Because, toddlers.
7. Three months of a cleaning service
New moms have enough on their plates—between the baby, marriage, and life, housework shouldn’t add to their stress.
8. Spa gift certificate
Just make sure to tell her it expires within six months of the baby’s birth. This will encourage her to take a well-deserved break and pamper herself.
Take my advice or disregard it, but for the love of all things sacred, please remember this: NO MORE BABY BLANKETS. She’s having a child, not redecorating a nursery!
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Summary
Baby showers can be overwhelming, but choosing the right gift can make a new mom’s life easier. Forget the baby blankets and opt for thoughtful items like toddler clothes, batteries, and services that offer support. The right gifts will provide lasting benefits and keep the new family happy.