In my household, a blowjob is practically a daily ritual. Now, before you rush to close this tab in disbelief, let me make one thing crystal clear, in all caps so you know I’m serious: HE DOES NOT, NOR WOULD HE EVER, EXPECT THIS. If he ever tried to insinuate that I owe him such a favor, trust me, he’d receive a rather pointed response – and I don’t mean in a good way.
The idea of frequent oral pleasure was entirely my brainchild. It’s not about fulfilling some outdated notion of “wifely duties,” nor is it a means of coercion or bribery. Spoiler alert: there’s no cash left on the nightstand afterward. It simply boils down to this revolutionary concept: I truly enjoy making him happy, and a BJ is a guaranteed way to do just that. I give my husband these little gifts because he appreciates them, and I adore him. It’s as uncomplicated as that.
If you’ve ever engaged in this activity, especially with a long-term partner, you know it usually doesn’t take long. (Unless, of course, you’re using your teeth – in which case, I highly recommend a tutorial.) So, if I can spare five minutes of my day to provide my partner with something he loves – dare I say, cherishes – why wouldn’t I?
This notion isn’t limited to oral favors, either. If your partner’s love language happens to be sandwiches, then swap out the BJ for a PB&J. Maybe leave an umbrella by the door on a rainy morning, or surprise them with their favorite coffee just because. Acts of kindness can vary widely; in my case, it just happens to include fellatio. Potato, po-tah-to.
This little kindness has a ripple effect. You’d be amazed at how easy it is to coexist with a man who frequently receives such attention. Just saying! Happy parents often contribute to a joyful family dynamic, so everyone benefits (indirectly). Plus, research indicates that regular ejaculation can lower the risk of prostate cancer, so it’s practically like handing him multivitamins at dinner.
Now, before you start thinking there’s no way you’d ever do something like this regularly, let me clarify: it’s completely voluntary. There are days when I’m not up for it – if I’m sick, in a funk, or just plain tired. When I choose to, though, he knows it’s a genuine gift from me, not a chore or an obligation. There’s nothing demeaning about it; the choice is mine, and that feels empowering. It’s reassuring to know that, amid the chaos of motherhood and daily life, I’m nailing this partner thing.
And let’s be honest – on those long days when I’m utterly drained, the last thing on my mind is intimacy. You know that feeling: you’ve thrown on your comfiest sweatpants, and here comes the tentative thigh rub. When my husband is satisfied, I can drift off to sleep without a hitch. And if he’s feeling neglected? A quick BJ, and we’re both off to dreamland. It’s not a substitute for intercourse, but sometimes it’s a pretty solid alternative.
I get it; this isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, and maybe you loathe the idea because of a gag reflex or something (pro tip: exhale as you go down). But if you’re open to trying it, you might be surprised by the results. A morning coffee might make him smile for a moment, but a surprise BJ will keep that grin on his face all day long.
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In summary, the act of giving my husband a daily BJ is about love and kindness, not obligation. It’s a way to enhance our relationship and promote his well-being, all while ensuring that I feel empowered in the process.