11 Absolutely Disgusting, Wasteful, and Lazy Habits I Embrace as a Mom to Keep My Sanity

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Let’s face it: parenting can be truly revolting. From the moment your squirmy little one enters the world, you’re knee-deep in all sorts of unpleasantness. With the relentless demands of babies and childcare, it’s no wonder we resort to some downright lazy and wasteful practices just to keep our heads above water—all while managing our daily doses of gross.

So, as an act of solidarity, I’m sharing my most cringe-worthy mom confessions. Let’s normalize this chaos and perhaps even have a good laugh along the way. Here’s a peek into my less-than-stellar parenting strategies when I’m running on empty:

1. I toss the whole Tupperware with spoiled food.
   Sometimes, it’s just not worth the risk of opening a container that looks like it’s been through a science experiment. Straight to the trash it goes, Tupperware and all.
2. I kept my kid in pull-ups way longer than necessary because I dreaded public toilets.
   While my youngest was fully potty-trained at home, the thought of navigating public restrooms and packing extra clothes felt overwhelming. Enter pull-ups: the lazy mom’s best friend.
3. I wear spit-up stained clothes like they’re runway chic.
   Sure, I might wipe away the visible evidence, but changing is a bridge too far when I know the baby will just spit up again shortly.
4. I order takeout right after a grocery run.
   Grocery shopping feels like an Olympic event around here, and after successfully hauling everything in, cooking is the last thing on my mind.
5. I toss clothes that have been soiled.
   Sometimes, the sight or smell is just too much to handle. If it’s gross enough, it’s going straight to the laundry bin without a second thought.
6. I’ve been known to trim my kids’ nails with my teeth.
   Who needs clippers? A quick bite and I can peel off the rest.
7. Paper towels are my go-to for everything.
   Why bother with a broom when paper towels can tackle spills? I keep cloth towels handy, but sticky messes? They go straight for the paper.
8. I often toss kids’ leftover food.
   While it might make sense to save those last few nuggets, the reality is that I’m often too lazy to pack them up. Reheating? A total gamble.
9. I wear the same bra for two weeks.
   I have a couple of black sports bras that I rotate, but laundry is not always a priority. Let’s just say I’ve had more than one “oops” moment.
10. Baby wipes sometimes double as bath time saviors.
    When it comes to cleanliness, baby wipes often win over actual baths for both my kids and me.
11. If my child has an accident in bed, I just throw a towel on it and go back to sleep.
    Seriously, who changes sheets at 2 AM? I’d love to meet that supermom.

And there you have it! I’m sure I’ve left out a few gems, but getting this off my chest feels liberating. Have I embarrassed myself? Absolutely! But honestly, my sanity trumps any concern about dignity.

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Summary:

This article humorously outlines the messy and often lazy habits adopted by a mom trying to maintain her sanity amidst the chaos of parenting. From tossing spoiled food to using baby wipes for baths, these confessions resonate with the everyday struggles of motherhood.