7 Moms You’ll Encounter in a Group Text

If you’re a parent in today’s world, you’ve likely found yourself in a group text or two. Whether you’re trying to sync up for a playdate, planning a night out, or navigating the complexities of a carpool schedule, the chaos of group texting can feel overwhelming. I’ve been in a group text with five of my neighbors for over a year, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve returned to my phone to find an avalanche of new messages—once, I had 87 unread texts! It’s enough to make you feel like a hostage to your device.

Group texts can rival the dreaded “Reply All” emails, creating a special kind of madness that can drive even the calmest mom a little crazy. If you’ve spent time in these chats, you start to notice distinct personalities emerging, especially in a group of moms coordinating carpools. Oh yes, I’ve played all these roles at some point. Let’s dive in, shall we?

1. The Planner Mom

This is the mom we all appreciate—the one who never forgets that soccer practice happens every Wednesday at 4 p.m. Without fail, she sends a cheerful reminder text to kick off the conversation. Expect to see friendly greetings and an abundance of exclamation points in her messages. You can practically set your watch by when her texts arrive!

2. The Go-With-The-Flow Mom

Always adaptable, this mom is a lifesaver. She’ll drive to soccer, come home from soccer, or even juggle dropping kids off and picking them up like a pro. Dinner before practice? Ice cream afterward? She’s on board! Whatever works for her is the motto.

3. The Overachiever

We secretly adore this mom because she’s ready to take on any task, no matter how big. Whether it involves a long drive or a hefty carpool load, she’s there. Sure, you might feel a twinge of guilt, but that melts away the moment you pour yourself a glass of wine after she leaves your driveway. The Overachiever and the Go-With-The-Flow Mom can be mistaken for each other, but the Overachiever is all about being decisive and helpful.

4. The Clueless Mom

Every group has one! This mom is often confused about the schedule and sends messages like, “Wait. That’s this week?” or “I didn’t know about that!” The rest of the group ends up untangling her scheduling woes with an endless stream of texts. We can’t help but feel a bit smug about our own calendars when faced with her chaos.

5. The Emoji Queen

This mom communicates exclusively through emojis. No words, just symbols! Sometimes, you’re left scratching your head trying to interpret her messages. Did you agree on a 4 p.m. pick-up? You’ll get a thumbs-up emoji. Did everyone agree to bring drinks to the game? Expect two wine glasses and a laughing emoji. Lately, her texts have been heavy on the poop emoji, too.

6. The Complicator

Oh, how we dread this mom! Just when you think you’ve nailed down the details, she swoops in with a last-minute complication. After a series of detailed texts settling pick-up times, she drops a bombshell like, “Oops, I forgot I’m babysitting my friend’s kids!” This is the kind of mom that makes you want to throw your phone across the room.

7. The Procrastinator

Let’s admit it: you love the idea of carpooling but dread actually doing the work. When you manage to get your kid picked up without lifting a finger, it feels like a win! As soon as The Planner Mom sends her timely text, The Procrastinator lurks in the shadows, watching the conversation unfold. Just when it looks like the plan is set, she jumps in with, “OMG, I just saw these texts!” and magically escapes the carpool duty… again.

So, what do you think? I can confess to being both the Procrastinator and, on occasion, the Complicator. But I strive to pitch in because nothing beats the satisfaction of watching a friend drive away with your child, glass of wine in hand.

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Summary

Parenting group texts can be a whirlwind of personalities, from the ever-organized Planner Mom to the emoji-loving Communicator. Each mom brings her own flair to the conversation, making group chats both entertaining and exhausting. Whether you relate to the Procrastinator or the Overachiever, there’s a little bit of every mom in all of us.