There’s no denying that kids bring immense joy and purpose to our lives, but let’s face it: there are certain perks of a child-free existence that many parents wish they’d cherished a bit more. If you’re contemplating the leap into parenthood (or if it’s on your radar for the future), consider these delightful aspects of your life without kids that you’ll want to savor:
- Having nice things that stay nice.
- The simple act of leaving the house without a second thought.
- Keeping your snacks all to yourself.
- A bladder that doesn’t leak.
- Napping on a whim.
- Spontaneity in general.
- Sweet, sweet silence.
- Only wiping your own behind.
- Extra cash to spend as you please.
- Passing toy stores without a second glance.
- Finishing a book (or an entire article) in one go.
- Reading actual literature instead of just parenting magazines and bedtime stories.
- Binge-watching series without interruptions.
- Enjoying cupcakes for breakfast without guilt.
- Using colorful language freely at home.
- Being naked without a barrage of questions.
- Carrying only your essentials.
- Cleaning the house and having it stay clean for more than ten minutes.
- Not being a human tissue for little noses.
- Cooking meals that receive rave reviews.
- Yelling “No!” only if you’re truly outraged.
- A reasonable grocery bill.
- Not humming annoying cartoon theme songs all day.
- Breaking free from the endless loop of children’s music.
- Watching the news without panic about your child’s safety.
- Enjoying uninterrupted sleep.
- Sleeping in on weekends.
- Having time to relax and recover from a cold (or a hangover).
- Driving a car that’s free of snack crumbs and sticky spots.
- Escaping judgment from other parents.
- Not having to remind everyone to use the bathroom before leaving.
- Making plans without needing a babysitter.
- Cutting up food only if you want to.
- Getting in and out of the car quickly.
- Arriving anywhere without delays.
- Not having enough crumbs in your car upholstery to feed a small army.
- Indulging in lengthy, uninterrupted showers.
- Enjoying spontaneous intimacy in your own home.
- Wearing white without fear of stains.
- A refrigerator door that doesn’t look like a toddler’s art project.
- Dining at restaurants without kids’ menus.
- Traveling without having to consider kiddie rides or mascot encounters.
- Being addressed by your actual name, not just “Mom” or “Emma’s mom.”
- Making decisions without fearing they’ll ruin a life.
- Having energy to spare.
- Staying out late without worry.
- Eating meals while they’re still hot.
- Maintaining rooms that don’t resemble a toy store explosion.
- Not scrambling to change the channel during steamy scenes.
- Having surfaces that aren’t perpetually sticky.
Kids can be chaotic, noisy, and demanding—but they’re also incredibly rewarding. Once you take the plunge into parenthood, you’ll cherish those moments of joy, but until then, take a moment to appreciate the little things you might overlook. Because someday, enjoying solitude in the bathroom will feel like a luxury you miss dearly.
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