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6 Things This Preschool Mom Is Declaring ‘No’ To
As I spent the morning labeling lunch boxes, signing forms, and hunting for toddler shoes that fit, it hit me: it’s officially “The (Pre)School Year.” With all the Sharpie-induced anxiety bubbling up, I started feeling overwhelmed by the impending wave of obligations. Room Mom duties, holiday party planning, staff breakfasts, and class donations are all looming just around the corner – and I’m not feeling it.
Reflecting on last year, I realized I’m quite possibly the worst at giving preschool teacher gifts. (Who knew Valentine’s Day required gifts?!) But as the nerves kicked in, I had a caffeine-fueled revelation. This year, I’m taking a stand. I refuse to let preschool activities bog me down any further. While I cherish watching my son learn and grow, I also refuse to burden myself or him with undue stress because, honestly, it’s just preschool. So, here’s what I’m saying “no” to this year:
- Back-to-School Teacher Gifts
After last year’s fiasco, I’m ready to gift teachers, admins, and aides during the major holidays, but a “Welcome Back” gift? Not happening! We haven’t even kicked off the school year! I’ll remember to bring a gift card when my kid starts potty training, but for now, I’ll leave the “I hope my child doesn’t drive you crazy this year” trinkets to the other moms. - Saving Every Piece of Art
Ah, the endless stream of preschool art. I love that my son enjoys creating, but what to do with all that art? Save everything? No thanks. After all the oohs and aahs, I’ll be discreetly tossing some of it. I’ll keep the masterpieces (cotton ball sheep, you’re safe!), but scribbled coloring pages? They’re out. - Gourmet Lunches
Last year, I was horrified to see another mom’s toddler lunch that looked like a sushi platter. Meanwhile, I was struggling to pack anything that resembled a meal. I spent way too much time crafting elaborate lunches that ended up barely touched. This year, it’s all about Goldfish, mini muffins, and raisins, and I’m calling it done. - Saturday Carnival Day
Dear School, I appreciate you, but trying to wrangle my kid for a fun-filled Saturday at school is a no-go. I can think of a million better ways to spend my Saturday than navigating a parking lot full of games that require skills neither of us possess. How about we just celebrate fall at home with a hay bale and a pumpkin? - Theme Days
If I have to source a special outfit, pack a themed snack, or do any “homework,” we’re out. He’s 2. He’s here for the playground, not “celebrate our home state week.” - Parent Email Chains
While I want to stay updated, I’m not interested in buying Tupperware, candles, or leggings just because our kids are in the same class. I’ve got enough friends trying to sell me stuff on Facebook. So, I’ll just hit delete on your mass email.
Here’s to a new school year! I’ll catch you all around, just not at Carnival Day, holiday prep, or your candle-selling extravaganza. And if you want more on home insemination, check out this insightful post about it.
In summary, this preschool mom is setting boundaries to maintain her sanity while still enjoying the preschool experience. It’s all about finding balance and saying no to the unnecessary while focusing on what truly matters.