Every woman experiences her period differently. Each reproductive system has its quirks, and let’s be honest, every month can feel like a new adventure. However, I think most women can relate to the following thoughts that pop up during that time of the month.
Day 0
Oh my gosh, if my partner even glances at my stash of mint chocolate truffles, I might just lose it. Did I remember to grab ice cream? I’m suddenly craving everything—ice cream, potato chips, or even barbecue ribs. You know what? I deserve all the snacks because I work hard! … Wait, what’s that adorable puppy on TV? Aww, so cute! Oh no, not that Sarah McLachlan song! Cue tears… We definitely need a dog, and I need tissues! And antacids because I feel like a balloon. Ugh, I should just go to bed. But if my partner touches me, I swear I’ll go off!
Day 1
Well, hello, old friend. Nice of you to stain my favorite underwear this morning. Seriously? You couldn’t wait until laundry day? Now I’m stuck thinking about stains instead of feeling cute. Thanks for ruining my day. But hey, at least now I understand why I wanted to throw my partner out the window. Time to fuel my cravings with some cheeseburgers!
Day 2
Cramps. Oh, the cramps! After two decades, you’d think I’d be used to them, but nope, they just keep getting worse. I need aspirin—like, 30 of them! And a heating pad. Why is it so hard to get comfy? One part of my body causing this much pain? I could really go for a Lifetime movie, some soup, and a hug from my mom.
Day 3
Whoever said exercise helps relieve cramps can take a hike. Every time I tried to stretch or move, all I felt was the blood leaving my body. Sure, it’s a natural process, but ugh, it’s so gross! Everything feels gross, including me. I just want to hide under a blanket and complain.
Day 4
Okay, things are improving. I think I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! I don’t need those massive pads anymore, which is a win. I even washed my hair and put on jeans—progress! But I’m not telling my partner any of this; as far as he knows, it’s still a disaster down there. Maybe I’ll just say it’s an extended visit from “Aunt Flo.” No, then he might suggest I see a doctor. Though that could be an excuse to escape the kids…
Day 5
Yes! Just a panty liner now. Bye-bye, Aunt Flo! One more day, and I’m free! Time to break out the cute underwear because this girl is ready to reclaim her groove. I just wish I hadn’t accidentally done some DIY waxing with that pad yesterday. Lesson learned, but it’s all good—I can manage until next month.
Day 6
There’s nothing like waking up to a clean, blood-free lady area! Bring on the thongs and white pants—just to stick it to my uterus.
Day 7
Seriously? I thought I was done! Guess I’m tossing this pair of underwear…
For more insights on periods and related topics, check out this blog post. Also, if you’re interested in fertility, Make a Mom has some great resources. And for everything pregnancy-related, Rmany is an excellent resource to explore.
In summary, navigating the ups and downs of your period can feel like a rollercoaster ride. From cravings and cramps to the occasional mood swing, every woman has her unique experience.