21 Tips I Share with My Kids Before Playdates

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When I was a kid, playdates weren’t a thing. We roamed the neighborhood until someone’s mom called us in for dinner. Nowadays, everything is scheduled and I feel the pressure to ensure my kids behave well because my name is associated with their actions.

So, I’ve compiled a list of reminders for my little ones before they head off to a friend’s house. While I like to think this advice is about teaching proper etiquette, part of me just wants to avoid any embarrassment. Here’s what I share with them:

1. Pretending to be a puppy is fine, just remember: no biting!
2. Even if it’s not your mess, offer to help tidy up.
3. Please flush the toilet! No one wants to hear about your bathroom fears.
4. If you don’t like their snacks, simply say “No, thank you.” No need to be rude.
5. If you feel nauseous, aim for the toilet or trash can. We’re not the family known for barfing on furniture.
6. Show off your dance moves; they’re adorable!
7. Take off your shoes when you enter, even if others don’t.
8. If your socks have holes, take those off too. No one wants to see that.
9. Aim straight when using the bathroom, please! We’re not trying to leave a mess behind.
10. Don’t break anything. It’s just inconsiderate. If you do accidentally break something, apologize.
11. Ask your friend if they need help with their homework. They might appreciate it!
12. No fighting, even if they’re being rude. Being a guest means you need to be the bigger person.
13. Always use “please” and “thank you,” even for snacks you don’t like.
14. Keep your clothes on. We’re not nudists here!
15. Share your toys, even if they don’t share theirs. Consider it practice for future relationships.
16. No booger-eating! Keep those hands and noses clean.
17. If they’re not into Pokémon, save your breath. Same goes for Minecraft.
18. Let’s avoid name-calling, especially words like “butthole.”
19. If you need to scratch an itch, do it discreetly and wash your hands afterward.
20. If you need to use the restroom, go right away. We don’t want any accidents.
21. And please, don’t tell them I gave you these rules. Let’s keep my parenting secrets safe.

I don’t recite this entire list every time, just the parts they struggle with. Ultimately, I want them to represent themselves—and our family—well. I know my kids better than anyone, and these reminders are tailored to help them shine while avoiding any social faux pas.

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In summary, preparing kids for playdates involves a mix of etiquette, kindness, and a dash of humor. By guiding them through these interactions, we can help them navigate friendships and social situations with confidence.