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Viral Exchange Between Future College Roommates Leaves Everyone Shaking Their Heads
Show your college student this email from the roommate nightmare and watch their worries fade away about their own dorm situation.
Ah, the first year of college! One of the biggest stressors is the nail-biting anticipation of whether you’ll vibe with your dorm mate. If your child is feeling the pressure or is in the midst of a not-so-great roommate scenario, this email exchange might just lift their spirits.
Seventeen-year-old Sarah Liu got a glimpse of her future roommate’s personality when she received an email detailing all the demands from her soon-to-be UCLA roommate. Sarah shared it on Twitter, and it quickly went viral—because, wowza, what a piece of work!
The email kicks off with, “I’m not sure why neither of you replied to my emails, but I don’t care as long as you both know I’m not settling for anything less than what I’m about to tell you.” Talk about making a first impression! She could write a book titled: How to Annoy Everyone Before You Even Meet Them.
The demands keep rolling in: “I’ll take the top bunk of the bunk bed that has both. Do NOT leave me with the single bunk that has a desk underneath.”
She continues, “I want one of the white closets—there are two, and I’m taking one. I don’t care which one, just know I want it.”
And it doesn’t stop there: “I want the desk near the window. No arguments. If you ignore this email, I’ll escalate it, so don’t push me.”
She wraps up with a cheeky, “Sorry but not sorry for my attitude. Ignoring me is rude, and I’m just making it clear what I will and won’t tolerate.”
After trying to switch room assignments to escape the craziness, Sarah and their third roommate had no luck. It seems reason doesn’t apply to someone living in their own little world.
She even claims, “I’m really chill, but as you can see from my email, I’m like a ticking time bomb when things don’t go my way.” Now that’s comforting!
Best of luck to those girls. Perhaps this is just what they need to prepare for the real world, where you’re bound to encounter more than a few difficult personalities. Thanks for providing a refreshing perspective for all the college freshmen complaining about their roommate’s excessive napping!
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Summary:
A viral email from a college student lays out her unreasonable demands for her forthcoming dorm room, offering a humorous look at the trials of college life. This cringe-worthy exchange serves as comic relief for students worried about their own roommate situations, reminding them that things could always be worse.