“Lick Me Where I Fart” Says Outrageously Inappropriate Teacher

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A recent incident has brought a teacher’s questionable behavior into the spotlight, and let’s just say, it’s about as crass as it gets. Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson, an educator at Dunnville Secondary School in Ontario, Canada, has garnered attention for her series of wildly inappropriate comments directed at students. This latest revelation? Her charming suggestion to a student to “lick me where I fart.” (Yup, you read that right!)

We all know that managing a classroom full of teenagers can be a Herculean task—many of us struggle to keep our cool with just one or two kids! But when the reprimands cross the line into habitual rudeness, it might be time for a little break. And that’s exactly what Green-Johnson received: a month-long suspension without pay, while she awaits a hearing scheduled for September 23 to address multiple charges of professional misconduct.

Just a few of the eyebrow-raising remarks attributed to her include calling a student a “bloody pedophile” (really? Is that British influence peeking through?), telling another that they “looked like a frumpy old lady today,” and quipping to a student who tried to bribe her with muffins, “I’d be able to shit for a week ’cause of all that fiber.” (I mean, she’s not wrong?) Not to mention her delightful introduction to one student of “I have never said this to a student before but fuck you.” (Classic!)

While some might find her dark humor entertaining, it’s clear that such conduct is far from acceptable for someone entrusted with the education of young minds—especially in a country like Canada, where kindness is a key value.

Things took a rather disturbing turn when it was reported that Green-Johnson mentioned to students that she “had been raped and therefore did not trust men around her children,” and, upon seeing two students playfully wrestling, she remarked to one, “so you like it from behind.” Yikes, indeed.

Clearly, this teacher could benefit from more than just her month off. A little counseling might go a long way to ensure she doesn’t cross any further lines. If you’re curious about home insemination options, you might want to check out this informative resource or explore this guide for at-home kits. And if you’re looking for more information on pregnancy, this site is an excellent resource.

In summary, the antics of this teacher have sparked outrage and concern, highlighting the importance of professionalism in education. The behavior exhibited is not only unprofessional but potentially harmful to students.