There was a time, not too long ago, when slipping my tiny purse over my shoulder and hopping into my car felt so effortless. My vehicle was just a way to get from point A to point B—whether it was for brunch with friends or a quick run to the salon. Fast forward to today, and let’s just say things have taken quite the turn… and yes, it’s a bit smellier now.
Here are 33 musings that dance through my mind during those car rides:
- What on earth is that odor?
- I need to remember to crack the windows at night to let this thing breathe.
- When will my child figure out how to buckle himself in?
- I really ought to start keeping full-sized trash bags in here.
- Why do my cup holders always seem overflowing?
- I should probably invest in more cup holders.
- Can you even purchase additional cup holders for cars? Maybe stroller cup holders could work?
- No way, we’re not listening to Disney Radio again.
- Why is it so hard to find a pen when I need one?
- Do you think the bank would accept a crayon-written check?
- I should definitely toss that Chick-Fil-A trash before we swing by today.
- Is that smell a chicken nugget hiding under the seat?
- Why is my steering wheel sticky?
- Every business should have a drive-through. I would happily drive across town for a drive-through dry cleaner.
- Ugh, that counting app is such a nuisance!
- I wonder when my little one will wear those headphones properly…
- Look at him counting! He’s sooooo clever!
- The Chick-Fil-A drive-through girl just called me by name. At least she knows I’m all about that Polynesian sauce.
- I might just toss that iPad out if he keeps playing that same app!
- I wonder if I can make it home before he starts his chicken nugget meltdown.
- Bites chicken nuggets into tiny pieces and hands them back
- Wait, does he have stickers?
- No way! No stickers on my windows!
- Do we even own Goo Gone?
- Oh hey, dad in the minivan, I see you with that kiddo-mobile; I’m envious of your DVD player!
- So many red lights, so little time before nap time.
- My next car definitely needs Wi-Fi for streaming something other than that counting app.
- Is this chicken nugget salad really healthy? I could just get a #1 combo instead, right?
- Oh no, don’t you dare fall asleep back there!
- Sings loudly to prevent a car nap from happening
- Almost home, almost home, almost home!
- Please, please, please, transfer to the next phase of our day.
- Seriously, what is that smell?!
If you’re looking for more insights, check out our other blog post on home insemination for some engaging reads.
In conclusion, these thoughts reflect the chaotic yet humorous reality of being a mom on the go. From tackling odors to navigating snack time, every car ride is an adventure!