Lately, our neighborhood has become quite the hotspot, leading to an uptick in property values. My partner, Jake, is a carpenter, and with my not-so-secret obsession with home improvement shows, we thought, “Why not renovate?” Sounds simple, right? Well, enter our two energetic kids and our playful dog, and everything quickly turned into a chaotic adventure.
We saw the potential for profit and jumped into renovations while juggling our lively boys (and our furry friend). What we thought would be a straightforward project turned into a whirlwind of frustration. I mean, how can anyone lay tile when there’s a toddler trying to feed mortar to his baby brother or a dog snatching away our spacers? In an effort to help other parents diving into their own “easy” renovations, I’ve put together a handy list of tips. You’re welcome. Also, I’m sorry.
- Stay Realistic. Renovating looks effortless on TV, but those charming hosts aren’t dealing with toddlers clamoring for attention and snacks. Your project might resemble a circus—embrace it!
- Create a Plan. A renovation plan is essential, but expect it to be tossed aside when your kids decide to have a meltdown. Consider a strategy that includes snacks to keep little ones from turning your project into a disaster zone.
- Have Backup Plans. Because, well, kids.
- Budget for Babysitters. Let’s face it; you won’t accomplish much with kids underfoot. Consider hiring someone to watch them—trust me, it’s worth it to avoid the chaos.
- Don’t Forget the Wine. Just take my word for it.
- Put Kids to Bed Early. When do parents actually get things done? After the kids are asleep, of course.
- Enjoy Your Adult Beverage. If your little ones are protesting their bedtime, treat yourself to a drink while they sip on something kid-friendly.
- Get Kids Their Own Tools. Let them play with plastic tools. It keeps them entertained and helps them learn about construction.
- Choose Kid-Friendly Paint. You’ll thank yourself later.
- Think Twice About Kids’ Tools. They can be more destructive than helpful!
- Consult a Pro. Remember, “DIY or die” is more dramatic than it sounds—especially with kids running amok.
- Talk to a Doctor. You might need to check in for some stress relief.
- Reevaluate Your Motivation. Is a new bathroom really worth the hassle? If you’re not losing sleep over it, maybe reconsider your priorities.
- Allow Yourself to Cry. Sometimes, it’s the only way to cope with the madness.
- Have Another Drink. Because, why not?
- Cry Again. Likely after a few too many sips and while cleaning up old wallpaper.
- Find Your Wings. A little Red Bull and vodka might help you power through.
- Don’t Abandon Projects Midway. You’re not a quitter—plus, unfinished work can be a safety hazard.
- Look for Inspiration from HGTV. It might not be as easy as they make it look, but a little motivation can go a long way.
- Fake It Till You Make It. Confidence is key—even if you’re really just winging it!
- Pour Another Glass of Wine. At this point, you deserve it.
- Seriously, Think Twice. If torture isn’t your thing, maybe reconsider that renovation.
In the end, tackling renovations with kids around can be a real challenge. However, sometimes it’s necessary. So, if you’re caught in a construction mess, budget for some wine, chocolate, and possibly professional help, as those might be the best investments you make.
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