Introducing the Ultimate Kid’s Menu: A Hilarious Take on What Kids Really Want

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A Pennsylvania deli has truly nailed what kids crave!

When asked, “What do you want to eat?” most adults can quickly respond. But kids? They often leave us scratching our heads in frustration.

This deli, run by parents who totally get the struggle, created a menu that perfectly captures the essence of kid cravings. A Reddit user shared a photo of this menu, and it’s bringing joy to parents everywhere.

Here are the highlights:

• I Don’t Know – A classic hot dog served with fries
• I Don’t Care – Chicken tenders accompanied by fries
• I’m Not Hungry – Grilled cheese, also with fries
• I Don’t Want That – Fish sticks served with fries

This menu is spot-on and reinforces one universal truth: kids just want fries. Period.

However, they could have included a few more items for authenticity:

• Ew – Anything off your parent’s plate
• Gross – A side of veggies
• Yuck – Anything with nutritional value
• Nope – Anything that isn’t a cookie (or fries)

This deli clearly understands a key point about feeding kids: sometimes, we need to laugh to keep from crying. Well done, indeed.

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In summary, this deli’s kid-friendly menu is a humorous reflection of what kids really want to eat, with a focus on fries and familiar favorites. It highlights the universal struggle parents face at mealtime while providing a lighthearted approach to the situation.