I’ve Let Go of the Noise Control with My Kids

Before I became a parent, I loved having the radio or TV on for some background noise when I was home alone. Fast forward to now, with three kids in tow, and I would trade just about anything for a moment of peace in my house.

Kids are loud, plain and simple. After years of navigating the cacophony that comes with raising children, I’ve finally accepted defeat. The era of shushing—except in libraries or places of worship—is over. No more pleading for quiet, because let’s face it, it’s a hopeless cause.

Let’s take a humorous stroll down memory lane and explore the many ways kids disrupt the peace:

The Baby Wail

Remember how adorable that newborn cry was? Fast-forward six weeks, and that sweet coo transforms into a wailing siren—an unending sound that leaves you feeling helpless and desperate for earplugs.

The Toddler Scream

Toddlers have a knack for screaming about anything and everything, from the joy of spotting a kitten to the sheer outrage over a green sippy cup. One of my little ones would randomly scream just to hear her own voice, no rhyme or reason behind it. Ah, good times.

The Yell Whisper

Tell a child to whisper, and they inevitably end up yelling in a breathy tone, often sharing the most embarrassing secrets right into your ear, blissfully unaware that everyone can still hear them.

The Third Child’s Volume

Every third child I know seems to have a volume knob stuck on “loud.” With two siblings vying for attention, they quickly learn that shouting is the only way to be heard. It’s a survival tactic, really.

Any Kids in Any Car at Any Time

Sure, the acoustics of a closed vehicle amplify noise, but come on—what’s wrong with just gazing out the window? Instead, it’s a symphony of voices clamoring for attention. “Turn up the music?” Only if you turn down the volume of your chatter, kiddos!

The Group of Children Playing in the Same Room

You’ve seen it: a group of kids all trying to outshout each other, leading to a chaotic chorus of shouting—despite being just a few feet apart.

My Child When I’m Sitting 2 Feet Away

Why do my kids yell when I’m practically right next to them? Sweetheart, I could hear you if you just whispered!

The “Mom’s Somewhere In the House” Shout

“MOM! MOM! MOOOOOOM!” Unless there’s blood involved, you better not be sitting on the couch calling my name. If I find you there, we will have a serious talk.

The Maniacal Laugh

I have to admit, there’s something hilarious about kids laughing uncontrollably. It’s infectious, even if it does happen to pierce through my eardrums—especially in the car, because, of course, that’s when it strikes.

At the end of the day, kids are noisy, and trying to silence them is a futile effort. One day, the house will be still, and I’m sure I’ll long for these boisterous days. At least that’s the comforting thought I cling to for my sanity.

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In summary, the noise of children is a constant in my life, and I’ve learned to embrace the chaos instead of fighting it. It’s part of the journey, and who knows? One day, I might just miss it.