Hey parents, have you ever found yourself knee-deep in your kids’ lunch prep, laundry piles, or homework help, pondering, “You know what I need? Less freedom!” Well, your daydreams have come true with the Piggyback Driver: “The helmet that allows your child to drive you around like a living toy.”
With the Piggyback Driver, you can effectively shove your self-esteem and independent thought into a dark corner of your mind, where they’ll peacefully slumber until your child decides to release you from your self-imposed captivity. This delightful product was brought to our attention by the wonderful folks at GreenParent, who couldn’t help but rave, “What’s worse than having my child yanking on a steering wheel strapped to my head?” The answer is nothing! But wait, there’s more! Your kid can also honk a horn by pressing a button on top of your head. Talk about fun!
Yes, the Piggyback Driver comes equipped with a horn. Remember how much joy those noisy toys brought your child at birthday parties? Now imagine that joy directly attached to your face. As an added bonus, the helmet vibrates to guide you if your child’s enthusiastic yanks aren’t enough to point you in the right direction.
There’s even a “turbo boost button” that unleashes a cacophony of light and sound. Can your child press both buttons at once? No parent has survived to tell the tale! Other delightful features include turn signals (literally on your head) and LED lights that flash faster the quicker you go. Because what every parent longs for is a good kick in the ribs while being commanded to “go faster” as they wear a headpiece that lights up and honks.
The Piggyback Driver is marketed as the “next generation of piggyback rides,” but let’s be honest: sometimes the original is just fine the way it is. Kids adore piggyback rides—they’re like that rare gem of a good night’s sleep until 7:30 AM. They don’t need any extra frills. That said, would kids be thrilled with the Piggyback Driver? Absolutely! But if you spot a parent sprinting through the park with one of these contraptions on their head, know that we’ll be chuckling (internally, of course) and sending them good vibes.
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In conclusion, the Piggyback Driver hilariously exemplifies the lengths some parents will go to entertain their kids—perhaps at the expense of their own dignity.