Growing up in a tiny farming community in Wisconsin with just two stoplights and a population of 5,000—most of whom were related—wasn’t exactly my idea of a good time. I couldn’t wait to escape that nosy bubble. So, after high school, I headed to Madison, a vibrant college town serving as the state capital. After a seven-year stint in Chicago, I eventually found myself living in—surprise!—the suburbs.
Sure, the suburbs have their share of criticisms, often labeled as bland with cookie-cutter homes and sterile surroundings. But after experiencing life in various towns—from rural hamlets to bustling cities—I can confidently say that the suburbs have been unfairly judged. Yes, there are some downsides, but that’s true everywhere. Here are seven reasons why suburban living doesn’t totally suck:
1. Kids Can Be Kids, 1970s Style
When the weather’s nice, my kids stroll three-quarters of a mile to school alongside other neighborhood kids. They run through yards until dinner calls or darkness sets in. Just like we did back in the day, suburban parents can let their kids roam free, handle their own scrapes, drink from the garden hose, and invent their own games. We’re not quite sipping Tab like our moms did; we’re more likely to enjoy a refreshing passion fruit LaCroix.
2. Parking Galore
Finding a parking spot for your minivan? No problem! Suburban areas are known for ample parking. Sure, you might mix up your silver Honda Odyssey with one of the 87 others in the lot, but hey, that’s a minor detail.
3. Best of Both Worlds
Living in the suburbs is like having your cake and eating it too. It’s not just a middle ground between city and country; it’s the perfect blend of both. Think of it as the mullet of family living: business in the front, party in the back—both at your fingertips!
4. Relive Your Youth (Sort Of)
Remember when we were young and adventurous? We used to explore museums, try trendy restaurants, and dance like nobody was watching. Now, most Saturday nights find us in bed by 9 PM, and a museum visit often means reminding the kids not to touch anything. But for those rare occasions when nostalgia strikes, a quick drive to the shimmering skyline gives us a taste of our former coolness—until we remember we’re older than we used to be!
5. Chain Restaurant Heaven
The suburbs are famous for their abundance of chain restaurants like the Cheesecake Factory and Olive Garden, serving up deliciously mediocre food at steep prices. Sure, critics say no one needs a wine glass the size of a kiddie pool or an onion blossom the size of a small tree, but after a chaotic day of soccer practice and carpool drama, nothing beats indulging in a giant slice of cheesecake and a fruity drink with an umbrella. Mediocrity has never been so satisfying!
6. Neighborhood Support
In the suburbs, you can count on your neighbors. Whether you need someone to take care of your dog, collect your mail, or jump-start your minivan because one of the kids left the lights on, there’s always a neighbor ready to lend a hand.
7. Quality Public Schools
Suburban areas often boast excellent public schools, filled with dedicated teachers, plenty of space, and no exorbitant tuition fees. So, we parents can focus on the real challenges—like navigating the carpool lane and stocking up on snacks for soccer practice.
Sure, I might fit the suburban stereotype—yoga pants from Kohl’s, driving my dented minivan to yet another family dinner at Red Lobster—but at the end of the day, I embrace it. Home is where the heart is, but happiness is found in easy parking, endless baskets of cheesy garlic biscuits, and the acceptance that this is life. And you know what? Despite the clichés, I really do love it (mostly).
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Summary:
This article highlights the underrated benefits of suburban living, from the sense of community and safety for children to the convenience of ample parking and quality public schools. It playfully contrasts suburban life with the excitement of urban adventures while embracing the comforts of home.