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The Hilarious Parents of Twitter on the ‘Magic’ of Halloween
It’s that delightful time of year again, parents! Get ready for a whirlwind of candy, costumes, trick-or-treating, and yes, even the occasional murder clown sighting. As we approach Halloween, we could definitely use a little levity. With creepy clowns lurking about, an election cycle that feels like a horror movie, and the chaos that was 2016, who wouldn’t want to dive into some festive fun? Whether your idea of a good time involves crafting intricate costumes from Pinterest (much to the eye-rolling of fellow parents) or gobbling up the candy you intended to hand out before October 27 rolls around, everyone has their unique way of celebrating. Luckily, the witty parents of Twitter have shared some side-splitting tweets about Halloween that truly capture the spirit of the season.
- Shudder.
Forget creepy clowns—this is the real fright! Those endless candles left on your doorstep? No thanks. - When you put it that way…
Great, now the magic of Halloween is just a concept. Guess I’ll just need to bring a sippy cup filled with vodka while trick-or-treating to numb the pain. - It’s a toss-up.
If he’s had a vasectomy, we all know which option would terrify him the most. - Side-eye.
Oh, your mom went all out and crafted your costume? My kids are rocking $29.99 Amazon specials that are already showing wear just from trying them on. Gluten for you, and you, and you! - A major benefit.
Kids are like little candy harvesters on Halloween. Send them out to gather goodies, and if they complain, remind them of the C-section scar or the third-degree tearing you endured to bring them into this world. This is literally the least they can do. - Come as you are.
Look on the bright side; at least this way you save money and avoid the hassle of a trip to Party City. - No thank you, please.
It’s like having your own free haunted house soundtrack that never seems to quit, regardless of the season. Ugh, forever. - Well shoot.
In hindsight, there were way easier (and cheaper) ways to get a never-ending supply of candy. Life lessons, right? - Why, though?
This is seriously upsetting. If you can’t indulge in candy on Halloween, when can you? Stick to boxed wine, Trader Joe’s; nobody wants this. - Mixed messages like whoa.
All bets are off for just one night. But let’s emphasize that last part! - Ick.
Look away, kids. Seriously, I said look away. - Limitless options.
This Halloween, you can be anything you want, moms. Happy haunting!
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In summary, Halloween is a time of laughter and fun for parents, as evidenced by these humorous tweets. Whether you’re crafting costumes or enjoying the candy bounty, the spirit of the holiday shines through, offering a much-needed distraction from the chaos of everyday life.