Trump’s Team Took Over His Twitter Account

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In the final days leading up to the election, Donald Trump’s Twitter account seemed to have undergone a dramatic transformation. Gone were the all-caps rants and excessive exclamation points. Instead, his tweets had taken on a surprisingly calm and almost gracious tone. It didn’t take long for us to suspect that the man himself wasn’t behind these posts—and we were right.

According to The New York Times, Trump’s campaign staff made the decision to seize control of his Twitter feed, effectively banning the candidate from tweeting during these crucial hours before Election Day. It’s reminiscent of when a parent confiscates a teenager’s phone after they’ve been caught texting in class—a hard lesson in accountability.

Trump’s notorious Twitter feed, previously filled with jabs at rivals and unsubstantiated conspiracy theories, now sported a different vibe. For instance, here are a few classic Trump tweets:

  • “I love Pennsylvania! Especially the fine city of Intercourse. One of my favorites!”
  • “No wonder I’m tied with CROOKED HILLARY in North Carolina. They can’t even make up their minds about which bathroom to use!”
  • “Heard they’re letting Hispanics vote after polls closed in Nevada. RIGGED!”
  • “Ballots by mail in Colorado is a joke. If one of my supporters set fire to a polling station (which would be terrible), think what would happen!”
  • “Minnesota overrun by Somali refugees. Encourage few remaining white people in state to come to my rally.”

Imagine the frustration Trump must feel, trapped with all these thoughts swirling in his head while his staff handles his account with kid gloves. What hobbies could he possibly take up during this forced hiatus? Perhaps crossword puzzles or, knowing him, firing some staff members. The potential tweets we could have seen in the meantime are amusing to ponder.

As he counts down the hours until he can reclaim his beloved platform, one can only imagine the pent-up energy he’s storing. With a little bit of luck, he may even find some time to explore helpful resources like this guide on in vitro fertilisation or check out this other blog post about home insemination kits. If you’re curious about the details of at-home insemination, you can also find valuable information at Make a Mom.

Summary:

In the lead-up to the election, Trump’s campaign staff took control of his Twitter account, preventing him from tweeting. This resulted in a noticeable change in tone, moving away from his usual brash style to a more subdued approach. As he awaits the chance to tweet freely again, one can only imagine the thoughts he’s holding back.