When Motherhood Gets Tough, Indulge in Adult Granola

It’s no secret that some phases of motherhood can be particularly challenging. We all know those times filled with sleepless nights, endless colicky cries, back-to-back illnesses, and the infamous toddler outbursts. The days stretch on forever while the months seem to zip by in a blur.

You strive to accomplish everything, chasing after that elusive concept of “balance,” yet often find yourself in tears amidst a kitchen scattered with Cheerios and towering laundry piles.

Each morning kicks off with the best of intentions:

Tackle laundry
Be the happiest mom imaginable
Get in a workout
Whip up a green smoothie
Take a shower
Put away the dishes
Pay the bills

But by evening, you find yourself crawling into bed (far too late) feeling utterly defeated.

During these tough times, it’s essential for moms to cut themselves some slack. If you find yourself in a challenging phase, identify something you genuinely enjoy and indulge in it. Enter adult granola.

How to Create Adult Granola

Prep Time: Ready in seconds (Woohoo!)
Cook Time: None (Hooray!)
Total Time: As long as you need, dear mama!
Serves: One (This is crucial.)

Ingredients:

Your favorite peanut butter
Chocolate chips
Coconut flakes
Any other delightful topping that brings you joy

Tools:

A spoon
A plate
A closet, bathroom, pantry, or any quiet nook

Instructions:

Find a moment of peace—whether it’s during nap time, screen time, or while handing a few Cheerios to your hungry, pants-less toddler. Desperate times call for creative solutions. Don’t worry, things will improve shortly!

If you’re well-prepared for your adult granola, you should have the ingredients stashed in your favorite hideaway. If not, grab a spoon and the listed goodies and sneak away (quietly, like a stealthy ninja!).

Scoop your peanut butter, roll it in your favorite toppings, and relish the moment.
Repeat.
And repeat again (you catch my drift).

Now, here’s the crucial part: when your child eventually finds you (notice I said when, not if), they’ll undoubtedly ask what you’re doing. Pay close attention to this vital moment, mamas.

You must respond with:
“I’m enjoying adult granola.”

FAQ:

I know you’re exhausted, sitting in that quiet space with spoon and jar in hand. You’re in the midst of adult granola season, and it’s not for the faint of heart. As a seasoned veteran, I’m here to guide you through the wave of questions that will come when your child discovers your secret stash.

“Can I have some?”
Sorry, my love, but this is adult granola.
“But what’s in it?”
Adult ingredients.
“When can I try it?”
When you’re 18.
“Will you share it with me when I’m 18?”
Absolutely, sweetheart! Especially when you become a parent! We’ll reminisce and have a blast!
“But I eat peanut butter and like chocolate.”
You can’t have this specific combination; it’s for adults only. Sorry, darling.
“But what would happen if I had some?”
I love you too much to find out. It’s my job to protect you!
“But why can’t I have it?”
It’s the law. You must be 18 to enjoy this granola.
“But why?”
See above.
“Why?”
See above (and grab another scoop because you’ve entered the Why Zone).

Adult granola is your form of self-care right now. Yes, in an ideal world, you could savor your adult granola while also hitting the gym daily. But it’s perfectly okay if that’s not your reality right now. Eventually, when you catch a bit more sleep, you will find ways to incorporate exercise into your routine. Until then, relish in the goodness of adult granola.

Just remember, the adult granola season will come to an end. All phases eventually wrap up, and this one is no different. One day, you’ll realize that you haven’t spent as much time hiding in the pantry. Life will feel a bit lighter and easier.

You might even find yourself missing the adult granola season, and that’s perfectly fine too.

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Summary:

Motherhood can be challenging, filled with sleepless nights and endless demands. During tough phases, it’s essential to practice self-care, and making adult granola is a fun and quick way to find a moment of joy. Gather your favorite ingredients and take a breather in a quiet spot. Remember, this season of indulgence will eventually pass, and you might even miss it when it’s gone.