Have you ever found yourself at a Thanksgiving feast, surveying the array of delectable desserts, and thought, “Wouldn’t it be amazing if we could combine all these pies into one?” Well, someone clearly has, and the result is the bizarre creation known as Pecapplekin Pie. Seriously, can we not?
The clever folks at PEOPLE pose the question, “Why pick between pecan, apple, and pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving when you can have all three in one?” But let’s be honest—nobody’s choosing! The tradition is to enjoy a sliver of each pie, savoring the distinct flavors. It’s a time-honored way to celebrate the holiday, not a dessert mash-up gone awry.
This dessert hybrid feels like a chaotic rave hosted by a hyperactive Betty Crocker. Calm down, Betty! It’s perfectly civilized to enjoy a small piece of each pie while feigning fullness, only to indulge in a second helping. But can you imagine the chaos if everyone just combined their favorite foods at the table? It would be culinary anarchy!
Sure, creating a post-Thanksgiving turkey smoothie—mixing turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes in a bowl—might be acceptable when you’re alone. But doing that during the festive gathering? Unthinkable! Just keep your food neatly arranged on your plate, thank you very much.
We don’t need to concoct new ways to stuff our faces with food. Thanksgiving dessert spreads are already perfect: pumpkin pie is delightful, apple pie is satisfying, and pecan pie is pure bliss. Leave perfection alone; no one asked for your turducken or your Pecapplekin Pie!
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Conclusion
Pecapplekin Pie is a culinary misstep that threatens the sanctity of Thanksgiving desserts. Let’s celebrate the classics instead of ruining them with bizarre combinations.