In a week filled with bizarre news that would make my grandmother faint, I stumbled upon the revelation that some women are using marijuana to alleviate menstrual cramps. Yes, you read that correctly! A company named Foria has created a unique product—a suppository made from cocoa butter, distilled THC oil, and CBD isolate sourced from organic hemp. This little wonder is said to be absorbed directly by the vaginal walls, allowing the cannabinoids to target the nerves in the uterus, cervix, and ovaries, effectively blocking pain and relaxing muscles.
After inserting the suppository, you can simply use a tampon—instant relief! In other words, you can transform your grumpy Honey Badger into a calmer, more relaxed kitty. And don’t worry, your “Cave of Wonders” won’t get you high; Foria Relief is designed to provide pain relief without any psychoactive effects.
Now, I can’t help but wonder: if your downstairs started partying without you, would it suddenly develop a taste for Doritos or become lost in deep existential thoughts? Would it laugh uncontrollably at random things, or feel the urge to bust a move to ’80s hits? So many questions!
- Why not? People have put weirder things in their “Hot Pockets,” so why not a little herb?
- Whoever came up with this idea must have had a taste of the product themselves.
- Saying “I’m going to put some Devil’s Lettuce in my Lady Garden” is just too funny.
- Their website seriously touts, “Our intention is to share the powerful medicinal properties of this plant…” which is just delightful to read.
- Who was the brave soul who first said, “Sure, let’s experiment with some Ganja in my Velvet Underground”?
- If you look up humorous names for “vagina” and “marijuana,” prepare for some laughter that will annoy your kids.
- I can now say I’m putting some Acapulco Gold into my Buried Treasure.
- Or maybe I’ll add some Giggle Smoke into my Pink Taco.
- Or even throw some Juan Valdez into my Love Glove.
- I really should log off before my creativity spirals out of control!
Currently, this product is available to residents of Colorado and California—so, you lucky stoners! And there’s a plethora of other cannabis-related products for women that I had no idea existed. One even won the title of “Sex Product of the Year” from GQ magazine! For those adventurous ladies in Colorado and California, go ahead and explore the wonders of your Golden Palace—and please, share your experiences!
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In summary, the world of period pain relief has taken a wild turn with the introduction of cannabis-infused suppositories. While this concept may raise eyebrows, it offers a unique approach for those seeking relief during their menstrual cycle.