Think gingerbread house building is the perfect way to spread holiday cheer? Think again! Every year, like clockwork, we fall into the same sugary trap. Perhaps it’s the combination of festive tunes and peppermint mocha indulgence that lulls us into a false sense of holiday bliss, or maybe we’re just chasing that picture-perfect family moment. Whatever the reason, families everywhere continue to attempt gingerbread house construction in December, often ending up with a total disaster.
The Reality of Gingerbread House Construction
Whether you opt for a pre-assembled gingerbread mansion or unleash your inner architect to build one from scratch, you can expect the night to conclude in chaos. There’s nothing more thrilling than watching sugary ‘cement’ dry—cue the sarcasm. And even if, by some miracle, your gingerbread house remains standing (thanks to a sprinkle of magic, perhaps?), you’re likely not going to want to dig in after the kids have left their sticky fingerprints all over it (not to mention those candy pieces they’ve already “sampled” before sticking them on).
Commercials vs. Reality
For most of us, keeping those cookie walls upright is a holiday feat that only happens in commercials or on the box. Don’t believe us? Just take a look at these #gingerbreadhousefail posts on Instagram.
- This little one knew the house was doomed from the start.
- When in doubt, just blame it on the dinosaurs.
- You pictured an afternoon filled with family fun, but they were over it in eight minutes, leaving nothing but a wreckage behind. At least they left the candy, right?
- “Uh-oh, he’s crying! Quick, grab Mr. Cuddles.”
- Don’t even think about the five-second rule here.
- Yup, that’s about what we expected. Still tastes great though!
- Cue the toddler meltdown in 5…4…3…
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Conclusion
In summary, gingerbread house construction might seem like a fun family activity, but it often leads to chaos and disappointment. Instead, consider other festive endeavors that might not leave you cleaning up a sugar-coated disaster!