In an outrageous turn of events at a San Bernardino adult store, two fearless employees, Jenny and Lisa, took a stand against an armed robber this past Wednesday night. Instead of succumbing to fear, they unleashed their secret weapon: dildos. Yes, you read that right—actual dildos.
Surveillance footage from Lotions and Lace captures the moment when this hapless criminal thought he could intimidate the staff with what turned out to be a fake gun. Jenny, the first to encounter the would-be thief, initially thought he was just trying to pull a prank. “When I saw the gun, I was like, seriously? Not today,” she recalled.
The video shows Jenny confronting the intruder, and as he grabbed her, Lisa’s creativity kicked in. Before long, dildos were soaring through the air like ninja stars, making quite the impression on the would-be robber. After taking a few hits to the face, he fled the scene, likely pondering his poor life choices and hoping for some ice to soothe those throbbing bruises.
When asked if she felt threatened, Jenny confidently stated, “I was more annoyed that he thought he could waltz in here and try something.” Lisa chimed in, “He was such a coward, thinking he could intimidate two women. Clearly, he underestimated us.”
These two women are true badasses, and we applaud their courage. While most of us might freeze in terror at the sight of a gun—real or not—Jenny and Lisa proved that sometimes, a little creativity and a lot of determination can turn the tables. For more stories that inspire, check out our post on home insemination kits for some interesting reads.
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In summary, Jenny and Lisa’s heroic efforts to fend off a robber with dildos not only showcased their bravery but also provided us with a hilarious reminder that sometimes the most unexpected items can become weapons of defense.