Dear Moms, if Santa were real, what would you wish for? Sure, you might be dreaming of an exotic vacation or an endless supply of chocolate — but let’s be real. Why limit yourself to the ordinary when you could ask for the extraordinary? Like, say, a return to your pre-baby body!
In her latest hilarious video, the brilliant Sarah Thompson, known for her viral hits like The Dad Nap vs. The Mom Nap and The Truth About Parenting, shares some heartfelt requests that every mom can relate to. Here are a few things we all could use from Santa:
- I’d love my pre-baby body back, if that’s not too much to ask.
- It would be great to have a pair of perfectly aligned nipples. Is that too much to hope for?
- I dream of sipping a hot cup of coffee, just once, without having to reheat it multiple times due to endless interruptions.
“While I was in the shower, I caught a glimpse of my reflection and thought, ‘Wow, I wish things would just look a little more symmetrical,’” Sarah shared with Home Insemination Kit. “Then, while going through my kids’ Christmas lists, it hit me: I need to jot down my own letter to Santa.” Seriously, can we get a little attention too?
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In summary, moms deserve a wishlist to Santa that goes beyond the mundane. Whether it’s about reclaiming our bodies or simply enjoying a warm cup of coffee, let’s not forget our needs this holiday season.