On behalf of everyone who’s ever turned to the arts for comfort, I just have to say, “What on Earth were you thinking?” This year has been a whirlwind of chaos, and we needed our beloved artists and actors more than ever. With a political landscape that felt like a bad reality show and espionage that would make a James Bond plot look tame, we yearned for the nostalgia of the music and movies that shaped our lives. We wanted someone like Florence Henderson to wrap us in a cozy hug and assure us that everything would be alright. Instead, you went and pulled the rug out from under us.
Let’s Take a Look at the Evidence
The losses of icons like Prince and David Bowie hit us hard. Their music was the soundtrack of our youth, accompanying us through fashion faux pas and first loves. And just when we needed their genius the most, you decided to snatch them away. Really, 2016? Really?
And then there was Carrie Fisher. Princess Leia was more than just a character; she was a beacon of empowerment for girls everywhere. Her sharp wit and candid discussions about mental health made her relatable, and her role in When Harry Met Sally was nothing short of legendary. Losing her felt like losing a part of our childhood, and we’re still reeling from that blow.
Don’t even get me started on Alan Rickman. Those of us who adored the Harry Potter series now find it hard to read without tears. Watching Love Actually? Forget about it; those scenes just hit too hard. Why, 2016, why?
Every year has its share of losses, but 2016 felt like an endless parade of celebrity farewells. It would have been nice if you could have left Gene Wilder alone; he didn’t need to cash in his golden ticket just yet.
A Rough Year for All
This year has been rough on all of us. Relationships have been strained, and it seems decency is in short supply. We turned to our cherished movies and shows to find some common ground, to keep the peace in a world that’s become increasingly divided. We needed the wisdom of Alan Thicke in Growing Pains or Garry Marshall’s feel-good films to escape the grim realities of life. Is nothing sacred anymore?
Look, I know Hollywood is just that—Hollywood. The stars we idolize are real people with real struggles. But come on, 2016, enough is enough! We can’t handle another loss like Doris Roberts. And has anyone checked in on Betty White? We need her to be safe and sound.
2017, You’re on Notice
At this point, 2017, you’re on notice. We are not equipped to handle the kind of challenges that 2016 threw at us. We are begging you for a reprieve from celebrity losses. We’ll even throw in our support for Kanye; he’s had a rough go this year too. And if anything happens to Queen Elizabeth, well, let’s just say we’ll come after you with pitchforks.
Best,
A Frustrated Nation
Further Reading
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In Summary
In summary, 2016 has been a tumultuous year that robbed us of many beloved cultural icons. As we look forward to 2017, we hope for a kinder year that allows us to hold on to the memories and legacies of those who have shaped our lives.